Anyoung haseyo !!!

That is your Korean lesson for today. I think I am going to publish my blog on Facebook every other day so it's not a regular thing. How much can one tolerate of Gretchie ? I am thinking there is only one person that can...and oddly enough that person does not read this blog. 

So, yesterday I mention that I started following North Korea ( I am a propaganda whore)  on Instagram. I log on to my account later and they asked if they could follow me. Um, I am sure that they were sadly disappointed to know that A) I am an American and B) I am maybe 2 times older than them as well. So, at first I am a little freaked out "Oh My Gosh what do they want with me, what if its Kim Il Song Jong Dong King Kong ?" I took time to read all of the many many many crazy propaganda posts. Then I started reading the reactions and how this North Korean was replying. Um, he was pretty much replying like a 20ish would reply. So, this is how I am reading it:

No Thank You 

He's someone who has been educated outside North Korea.

Don't touch me bitches, I am the fattest man in N Korea

He is trusted by the North Korean Government. 

Look, look how fat I am...powaful

North Koreans have got to have lost their mind based on all of the stupid propaganda I am reading. 

Don't tell I am on Instagram 

Following him and following me isn't really a big deal, but I am going to remove them because I do post pics of my family and well quite frankly its none of their damn business. 

sweetness

I also looked on Trip Advisor ( Yes, by now you have determined that I have no life...I don't) at Hotels in North Korea and all of the comments. Thank you , thank you people of Europe and Asia and Australia going to North Korea so I don't have to. I think if they could actually produce energy and warm water in your hotels Long John Ding Dong Il dude you might get better ratings. They also share what types of things people see on their completely 100 percent controlled tours. The millions they have dumped into propaganda, buildings, and statues could be feeding their people. In the US that happens, but people get pissed off and the government hears it.  

Pain in my big butt

Facebook...um because of the election coming up its been inundated with so many negatives posts on both sides that its pretty insane. I wish I could only see non political posts...like posts of love or art or baby hippos. We already know what is really going on on the world, why be reminded of it ? I could almost handle seeing more posts on Jesus and then again people would end up fighting about that too.