Oh Benedict ! How could you ??

"How is Gretchie going to feel about this"?

My Dearest Benedict Cumberbatch,
How could you go behind my back without telling me you had gone of and engaged yourself to another women ? My heart is broken. I have not stopped weeping. Every muscle, every bone, every part of my heart had been ripped apart. In my mind I tell myself, maybe it isn't true ? Maybe you haven't left me ! Alas, many people on Facebook have sent their sympathies to me. Just recently friends and family have sent me postings of movies and programs. When they think of my dearest B.C they think of me.
 
 Now, they are feeling nothing but sympathy after this shocking news of Sophie ? Why her ? Why not me ? Is she thinner ? More intelligence ? Does she have a more vibrant personality than I do ? Is it because she lives in London ? What could it have been that has made you turn against me my love, my darling Benedict?
 

I shall go on my love and have you in my thoughts forever. I will no longer hold a torch for you ! I will no longer post letters on reddit or send you invitations to parties with old ladies. I will refrain and let you lead a life of happiness with your love ! Alas, I suppose it was never meant to be !

Love for all eternity,
Gretchie

Okay, yeah Benedict is engaged...good for him :) Gretchen Amy Cumberbatch never sounded right anyway. Plus all the crap I would have to do like move to London, put my girls in private school, all the movie premiers and awards programs. Every lady on earth would want my husband. We would have to live in somewhere in the Cotswolds...I mean doesn't that sound dreadful ? Waking up to him every morning...I just can't imagine the torture. Its best that I stay here in Georgia right ? It's um...cheaper here and ....and...its the home of Coca Cola...enough said already right ?

What else ? Had a very very cool lecture at the museum last night about segregation and Jim Crow Laws. Very very interesting and then I thought to myself ? Is this going to be my specialty and not African Art  ?  I am going to be talking to my friends mother about it because she lived it herself in South Carolina...should be VERY cool.  I am also attending a teaching seminar about the Renaissance this weekend. Not, that I have tons to do at home. Anyway, life seems good for now...with or without Benedict Cumberbatch.  I am loving all the sympathy I have been getting about his engagement though.....