Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Friend him on Google+ he needs friends

Dear Momma Mia: Here is the story about Mr. Gutierrez. He told me I was pretty. Unfortunately, not the first 50yr old plus man who is probably widowed or divorced who has "hit on me". I kept a very very formal conversation with him until he sent me an emoji of someone blowing a kiss. I knew that he was a foreign country because his grammar was so poor...um not that mine is horrible. His was exceptionally horrible. Yes, I thinking that English was his second language. So, when he and no recollection of where I lived and then suddenly he said "Oh, yes I remember perfectly".....I thought there is no way on Gods Green Earth that this man works for the United Nations. If he does then certainly I can have a job there as well. It creeps me out to think where he is actually living !! So, above was my last response before I blocked him. Generally, I have just explained to men my current situation and they all run :)

Lubeck is awesome though...

Dear Udo: I am flattered that you have actually read my blog. Yes, one day I will explain my relationship between German Beer and German Men. Please remember it was a long long long ( like 2000yrs ago) that I actually lived there. I think I was in my mid 20's so I was a different person then. Yes, I was a lot more verruckt and I am sure that is difficult to imagine ? So, direct flights to Hamburg ? Should I just stay in Flensburg or maybe adventure out to Lubeck as well ????? Not so big on the Marzipan...might be a bad idea...

Dear Cyndie: Okay, so lately I have been having to give my name Gretchie Love to other..."adults" and well...I have to explain it was a nickname given to me from  a friend.


Then I have to explain that it was at school dance and the song "Jungle Love" was playing. They've never heard of  that song. The guy who wrote that song (Morris Day) lives somewhere around here. Anyway, I have to tell them its not my "lap dancing" name either.

What in the H*LL is this ?

 Do I keep Gretchie Love or do I change it ? Thank you for giving it to me, I am the only one in the world. Also, thank you for reading my blog as well, you really need to put your blog on FB !

Dear Kim Jong-Un: You know there is a point when I get concerned. You suddenly disappear from the news. You stop threatening South Korea and the US. So, did you feel threatened by Ebola ? I think a lot of political leaders who...you know...threaten for attention get jealous when things like Ebola happen in the US. So, I was glad to find out you were missing for awhile. Yeah, people were starting to miss you and wondered what happened to you. Then I thought..wow..you might have had gout ? That is crazy ? You know, you rarely hear about people getting gout anymore. It kinda makes me feel like you live in a 3rd World Country.

I am not seeing anything but grey ...

So, is Pyongyang...like the only semi "normal" city in North Korea ? Is it really like...like...grey ? Except for of course all the pictures of you everywhere.

Is he the only guy that lives in Pyongyang ?

It's like something out of 1984 ? ...you must of have read that. Try 2014 ...dude things these days are so much better...trust me.

I am looking SUPER HAPPY here...

Dear Landon: I missed you today and wish you had trained me. Actually, it was supposed to be Marcia and I, but she bailed out ! So, you left me with Eric and some lady who did not like me yelling all the time. Dude, I was doing semi real burpies..she was doing fake ones. I had every right to yell and Matt and You and Eric. Some people just do not appreciate my enthusiasm. 

This is Gavin

Dear Julie: Thank you so much for your email yesterday. I am always happy to know people are thinking about me. Actually Benedict Cumberbatch has been wanting to be married for a long time now and start a family. So, I was happy to hear that he was engaged. Yes, I was upset for about 5 minutes, but have been other famous engagements have have kept me upset for 10 minutes....example : Gavin Newsom. He used to be the Mayor of San Francisco. Then he became Lt. Governor of California....then he disappeared. Nobody knows where he is or what he does....