Have Low Self Esteem ? Blame it on Your Pretend Ex Boyfriend....

Hi Gavin

Dear God: I went to Bible Study last night. The book that we are reading is "She's Got Issues". The subject last night was on insecurity. Yes, it was not a great shock to discover that indeed I am insecure. During our discussions I realized how I almost turned last night into a therapy session discussing my childhood and my needing for peoples approval. The answer of course is that one simply need to know that God loves you and accepts you and that is what counts. So, I was wondering God...could you like, like send someone down here. Send like a HUGE angel and make the angel tell me there is nothing wrong with me. Then the angel can beat the crap out of me to get it through my head. Cause aren't angels like see through...so it wouldn't hurt right ? What I really need to do is just blame all my insecurity and low self esteem on my pretend ex boyfriend. I think with his gigantic ego..he can handle it !

Yes, I am a dork mom, but love me anyway....

Buenos Dias Momma: I am currently sitting on my sofa with a neck brace on. I went to the physical therapist today. It was awesome. Lucky me...30% of people with vertigo have it in both ears. Momma, I have it in both ears. So she fixed one ear today and Friday it's the other ear. I am so excited that I can get back to the gym ! Until then I get to sit up straight for 24 hours and can do nothing. I feel bad for people who are stuck in wheel chairs or who are paralyzed. If I had to do this tomorrow I think I would lose my mind.

Like the cover Gavin !

Dear Gavin Newsom: Thank you for sending me an email informing me about your new book "Citizenville" being released. I can't read it. What if I read it and I don't like it ? What if I read it and fall more madly into lust with you ? Dude, you do not want that to happen. You might want to ask the last guy ....no wait....that was a LONG time ago and he lives in New York City and is mean and is some head honcho guy at Saks and...okay I should have never gone there. Anyway, thank you so much for the invite, but I am declining. You can hand deliver it to me and I will read it. Heck, bring the whole family...we can bbq southern style or something.

So, I did drugs ! So what ???

Dear Lance: I was volunteering at the library and putting a biography of Neil Armstrong away. When what appeared before my eyes, but a biography about you. So, I am wondering...what is going to happen to that book ? So many people around the world have considered you their hero. So, this book to me is almost all a book of lies. I am sure you were born, had cancer, and raced bicycles. You however lied to the rest of the world about not doing drugs. I mean what I should have done was removed that book from the shelf. It's not my place to do so. Live Strong is a pretty amazing website, but the name needs to change....something that has nothing to do with you.