Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Netflix: I have no idea what happened to this DVD  Apparently, the "Real George Washington" has been to hell and back. I have no idea how one would make this happen...no idea...

"Dude, did you hear that Gretchie wants to be your pretend  ex girlfriend'? " I know dude, isn't that awesome"?!

Dear Pretend Ex-boyfriend: I got some sad news. You've been replaced. I was at a Super Bowl party and this guy kept being profiled. His name is Joe Flacco...and he's pretty dang hot.

Well, he is certainly hotter than you are. My friend and I decided that if he let his hair grow longer, added about 1/4 cup of hair gel, and a good shave...he is a dead ringer for:

 Gavin Newsom. Well, and we all know about my feelings for Gavin. Are they feelings ? Emotions? Maybe I just have pure lust for Gavin.

Dear Sky Zone: Thank you for providing such an awesome party for my little girlfriends. I was impressed that nobody broke limbs. It is every parents dream to have your children to bounce for an hour nonstop. I am just glad that bouncing was at first and food was later.

Dear A: I am delighted that you have lost both of your front teeth. Everyone else is just a little upset because now they can not tell you apart from E.

Rob and Rah Rah kickin' it

Dear Anna: Thank you for such a fabulous Super Bowl party. The food was awesome, the friends were awesome, and the game...were you watching the game ? I mean other than Joe Flacco...was there really anything else to see ? Oh yeah...the blackout that was really cool too :)