50 Shades of Twilight

I have just finished reading "50 Shades of Grey".  Wow, I would love to share with you the last half of the third book, but I skipped over it in an hour and I was DONE ! I know I have written this before, but I didn't like it.

 It reminded me SOOO much of the "Twilight" series, it just bored me to tears. Yes, have I mentioned before the reasons why I didn't like the book. Shall we review them ? Christian Grey is the perfect. He has an endless amount of money. She is completely and totally in love with him. She knows, he has issues (like a freaking vampire) but loves him never the less. She seems to me to be described as a skinny mousy girl. She has crappy hair, crappy clothes, and she lives in Washington !
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 Twilight in Oregon and 50 Shades in Washington. What is it about that area ? If I move up to the northwestern coast of the US will I suddenly meet the man of my dreams ? Anyway, if you want to read it go ahead, but I certainly consider it a waste of money and time.

I sometimes think I just want to read a whole bunch of books about one subject and become an expert about it. Like reading about the History of England ! Maybe the History of New York City ! Oh well I am going to start FINALLY reading my Wolf Hall book and then

Bring Up the Bodies. If I am really bored I will attempt to read the Jimmy Carter book that Tom gave me 3 or 4 years ago. I will need a dictionary and an encyclopedia for that !

Tomorrow I call in for Jury Duty. Can I just tell you how NOT excited I am about travelling to down town Atlanta in the hood :( I certainly hope my pink hair and pink lipstick is an eye sore for them !! It is for me !!!