Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Russ and Chris: Thank you for selling the house in Danville. Question is will we ever be able to move back ?
Dear Stacey: Where are you ? I haven't heard from you in months....what up with that ?

B if we could only be as fabulous as you are !!!

Dear The Lion , The Witch, and My Wardrobe: Gavin Newsom ? Gretchie Love Button? Yes ? No? Maybe?
Dear Lenore: Where are you moving to ? So glad to hear you are getting the heck out of Petaluma ! I will send you a Gretchie Love Button !
Dear Audrey: Sorry that you bashed your head and finger into the front door of Chili's. Wasn't the ice cream worth it ?
Dear T : Sorry that I have spent well over 5000k on this spring vacation time. It's what it costs per day to keep your kids content and quiet.

I am so buying this poster and framing it !!! 

Dear Rah Rah: I was hoping, and I was praying that you would never be one of those children who would say " But everyone has one". I am sorry that what we have to offer you for an Easter Gift is not exactly what you asked for. Rah I prayed to god for YEARS ! YEARS ! for a 10 speed bike. When I got one, it turned out to be my dads bike. I was totally happy and I am sure my father was happy that I was content. As the Garff's say " You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit".

Dear Kony: Dude you are soooo screwed :) I LOVE IT !!!

Dude color your hair !!!

Dear Mitt: Okay, I thought if Obama does not win, WHICH HE WILL, I would choose you for a candidate for President. You just don't seem as creepy as Newt, Sanitarium, or Paul. Yet, you are bipolar on so many issues. Obama is calling you a liar, dude that is not the Mormon way to be. I know all the Mormons in the world are voting for you, because you are a republican and you are obviously a Mormon, dude STICK TO THE PROGRAM. Just because you are a Mormon does not necessarily mean I would vote for you. There are a TON of Mormons I would not trust !!

It's the brainless thing to do....lovely !!

Dear Georgia: Things I just love about you....large trucks with the confederate flag hanging from the back. I also enjoy your psycho drivers, your crappy left turns, and your LARGE bugs. Three of those could be eliminated, but ya'll must just love the freakishness of it all.

America's Favorite dysfunctional family....I still like em'

Dear Jesus: Could you just come down and save the earth, Stop my dog from eating electrical cords, Teach my kids do chores, and place all evil dictators and rulers where they belong....like in a Japanese Nuclear Power Plant. Thanks !