Notes to the GretchieVerse

by the way, totally bad taste in uniforms....

Dear Kony: So, what it's like to be famous ? Is having evil dictator fame as fabulous as you thought it would be ? I am curious, since the Navy Seals KICK BUTT and have captured pretty much all the evil dictators....what makes you think that they can't catch you ?? Quite frankly Mr. Kony I can't believe that you have gotten away with as much as you have. I can't believe that people actually follow you...well I mean those who you haven't threaten to kill.....of course if a small child has a gun pointed to his head....how is he going to refuse ? So, I think when you are caught it's going to be an international celebration. Really, when has it been that an evil dictator worked out ?? It always ends bad. Dude you are in SOOO much trouble. Even the guy that is standing next to you reading this.....he is going to be happy you are gone....unless of course he is your gay lover ?

I am pretending I do not see the ring on your finger....

Dear Bronwyn : You haven't replied to my request to get a picture taken of Gavin Newsom wearing my Gretchie Love button....trust me he will wear it and LOVE IT...most guys do.

Dear Gavin: You are wearing the Gretchie Love button...I don't care how much that Armani suit costs...you'll wear it and love it. Oh by the way do not DO NOT mention to Bronwyn this post....she hates me anyway.

I LOVE FAB.COM !!!

Dear Stacey: You never commented on the fabulous items from Fab.Com I texted you. What's going on over there ? Do I need to fly over and find out ??

Yes, this was my throat !!!

Dear Dr. R: Thank you so much for fixing my lovely birth defect aka "Schatzky's Ring".

Dear Nat: Thank you for kicking my butt today, I totally deserved it. Next time, just bring out those slider thingys right away, and then maybe I can do one...maybe two.

See this key chain ? Yours will be half the size

Dear Rah Rah: So, are  you excited to go to NYC ??? It's really expensive, so all you can get is a key chain, and no Shel, Mich, and Kat can not all have key chains too.

Dear Alikona: So, did mom get those tickets yet ? When are you coming ? What do you want to do when you get here ? Would you be interested in Southern Style fancy schmacy tea ? I think we should go and stay in Charleston, NC its supposed to be fabulous there !!

Sweetheart, this is Gavin, and I found him first....

Dear person I talked to in the Library today: The library is was REALLY SUPER HOT today. So, when I am dripping in sweat, don't ask me important questions. I mean I am sure you looked at me as a fat pig sweating as I am trying to depart from the Library, but you know what, despite my issues with friggin humidity I ROCK...so back off with your nasty comments . To know me is to love me...Gavin Newsom can TOTALLY back up that statement. I know, you don't know who he is, but I would make out with him in a heartbeat. Tragic San Fran is so far far far away :( Oh, and that I am married with 3 kids. That puts a dent in the whole make out thing as well. Oh and the he is married with two kids.....yes...sometimes life sucks.