Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Notes to the GretchieVerse


Dear Elizabeth Taylor:  I was sorry to hear of your passing. I took a photo of A and made one picture of her that had purple eyes and I thought of you. You had the most beautiful eyes. You were truly the Queen of Hollywood. The BBC said on the news that you were more famous just for the marriages that you had. I can't imagine what that would have been like to have more than two.

Dear Prime Minister Jose Socrates of Portugal: Why did you resign ? Well you stated today why you resigned, but really ? I told you to just admit that your country had financial difficulties. You didn't have to be so proud ! You could have let the European Community help you ! Wasn't that what the Lisbon Treaty was all about...or am I wrong ?

I found this in the Wall Street Journal: 
The European Parliament voted in favor of a limited change to the Lisbon Treaty to allow the establishment of the European Stability Mechanism, a permanent euro-zone bailout fund, it said Wednesday.
Anyway former Prime Minister Socrates you should have listened to me. Just because I am 43 and live in a bubble ....with little education....you know all leaders should listen to me.

Dear Broken Toe: As the world had predicted my doctor told me that my toe....is broken and all I should do is tape it to the next one. It's now taped with Red and White. I just couldn't understand why the doctor did not give me purple ?

Dear SRUSD: Okay, I just do not ....DO NOT understand how you could not have made spring break around Easter ? Nobody can visit their family ! You take all these days of education away from our children. You make Easter week the week of Star Testing ! How messed up is that ??? Great and I had planned on going to to visit my family out of state. It just totally bites  ! I am  very disappointed in your calender. It's okay I am moving to Georgia !!!


Dear Fresh and Easy : I was reading an advertisement and you compare yourself to Whole Foods. What the heck ? I went to your store and quite frankly I was not impressed. Everyone was really nice, but the the fruit and vegetable section was far from stellar.

Dear Prime Minister David Cameron: Well well well do you not read my blog ? Are you not aware of my wanting to work for the UK Government ? Let me give you peace in mind knowing that although I am  100% American born and raised. I am also 75% British (by ancestry) and that has to qualify for something. You need me to work for you....I am fun !....and somewhat appropriate.

Dear T: Shocked I made dinner tonight ? Me too...let me guess who is doing the dishes ?? Thank you for getting the dryer. No more Ducky Wash and Dry ....boo hoo. Who cares I am going anyway.

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