Dear Doctor: If you are wondering if I am wearing my PJ top to my appointment for you today, yes it is my PJ top. Why am I wearing it ? Because I slipped and fell whilst cleaning the floor at work. So, in other words I need to be wearing it. My toe is STILL killing me.
Dear Mr. Gaddifi: How exactly do you spell your name ? Maybe I should just go with what Al Jazeera says ? Anyway, so did you take my advice and back off ? Did you stop killing your people. Did you shave ? Did you decide not be an EVIL dictator ? Are you sad that your nurse is gone ? So, what are your feelings about Wikileaks ? Just curious... what ever happened to Julian Assange ?
Dearest J and D : Thank you so much for inviting us to your 1st annual St. Patrick's Day Party. Everything was fantastic ! Thank you for providing Cancer in a Can ( AKA Diet Coke) . I really like your friends ! D I am going to rent ONCE just for you, because I really don't think I saw the whole thing. Love me ! Even if I am not Irish !!
Y'all are soooo going to miss me.
I was told today that I can take the real estate sign down. So, this means I am taking a midnight train to Georgia. I'm moving to Hotlanta, I am moving to the Peach State, I am moving by Mr. Jimmy. I am so freaked out ! I am glad though we are outta here.
Dear April: Just for me could you like....like not rain ? I know that April showers bring May Flowers, but really rain everyday this week. What a pain in the butt !! I was going to attempt to build and ark but apparently some Christians in Kentucky are building their own. I think they need to hire twins and make everything two by two. Then when I girls are old enough they can work there.
Dear C's: Thank you for dinner last night and thank you for the dryer. You know though I really don't mind going to the laundry mat. There is no TV there and we just get to hang around and read and color. Laundry only takes 1 1/2 hours. I like the Ducky Wash and Dry !!
Dear Bob or Bill the air/heat guy: Thank you for fixing our heater. It works fabulous ! I am almost sleeping better already !!
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