There's a Rhinoceros in the room

So, what's new ? I am so glad you asked...let me tell you...

It's our health lesson for today...

1) Twin A comes home from school yesterday. She's crying ...and my tomboy never cries.  I sorta have had it with this whole kidney stones situation. She has them, she doesn't have them..she had them. Yeah, I started crying myself. Grabbed the fam and we all went to a children's hospital emergency room. They actually ran a kidney panel and an ultrasound. So, this kidney stone is in her ureter and about to come out. She's on heavy meds and she is supposed to be drinking fluids all the time and peeing through a screen so we can catch the stones. The nurses thought I was funny, little did they know I was totally stressed.

She's one of these people...

2) My teen rowed last weekend in Clemson. It was humid and cloudy and they didn't do well, but I think she had a good time. I am proud she is rowing and that she really likes it. I picked her team mates up from High School for practice  and they didn't say a thing..it was crickets the entire time. It was very awkward.

If you drink from this...it will make you horny 

3) I am still preparing for this Habsburg Splendor tour. Picking out some key points to give tours to adults. One of the pieces I wanted to pick was this lovely Rhino Horn shaped into a goblet. It has these naked women on it and a naked man with an erect penis. I really wanted to put it on my tour, but it was recommended that I not. So, you are probably thinking "Gretchie Love, why do you want to talk about this goblet ?" I want to put it on my tour because there was a time when people believed that Rhino Horn was an aphrodisiac and that honestly just fascinates me and I find humor in it. Realy ? Rhino Horn aye ? Also, about sex....there is sex ALL OVER MUSEUMS there are men and women both naked in museums. There are breasts everywhere. It's not porno, it's art, but don't tell me there isn't any sexual undertones in a lot of art. It's as if there is a Rhino in the room....

Yes, this is me

4) Me...I actually tried to blog about this before, but for some reason blogger is not my friend. Two days ago it was my turn to visit . I had a UTI ...not ashamed of it. It wasn't chlamydia, or herpes, or syphilis, So, I should be okay typing it right ?  UTI ? Anyway, I am feeling really crappy. I go to this local urgent care office. I see the doctor...this is usually the routine..

A) YOU PEE IN A CUP

B) DOCTOR RUNS A URINE ANALYSIS


C)YOU GET THE DRUGS

Yes it's that simple...but no, this doctor has another agenda..she is bored. So, she decides to lecture me on weight loss. I would say for 20 minutes she lectures me on this. I am livid. She has never met he in her life. She has no idea what I was doing before my appointment. Does she realize that I see a life coach ? Does she realize I had just met with my internist about weight loss ? Does she realize I do go to a gym ? That I have 3 kids and 2 dogs ? NO SHE HAS NO IDEA. So, she just went on and on and on about her weight loss and her husbands weight loss. She went on and on about owning a dog etc. I JUST WANTED MY DRUGS SO I COULD LEAVE AND SEE MY FAMILY !!!  I am so tempted to right a letter and complain. I won't though, because people just can't help themselves but to delve into peoples lives. She didn't think that it hurt or that I could have been suicidal and that was the last straw...nope just needed to say it.

HELLO ITS REAL !!! 

 So, really when you decide not to mind your own fucking business (yes I said fucking, maybe I should say freaking) freaking business and tell someone they need to lose weight and you have a magic pill or plan to start it...make sure you have a masters degree in psychology or counseling. If you don't please keep your mouth shut.

Did I not say she needs to see this show ??

Okay, yes I am mad and I am taking it out on the world...but really would you rather read this or look at pitiful pictures of Kim Davis ??