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WHEN ONE READS THIS USE A BRITISH ACCENT (THE QUEENS PREFERABLY)
Dearest Bob: You know, the last thing that I should be doing is blogging, and yet you requested it, and now I am providing it to you. Because you know Bob, I am that kind of friend.
So, Bob you know the routine, I usually blog about all those exciting things going on in my life right now. Shall we begin ?
#1 I received my trainers from China (of all places) and was delighted. See, I ordered these Converse because I loved them so much I had to have them. I mean I HAD to have them. So, I ordered them and suddenly I was getting email from China. I thought to myself " OH DUCK". No, it wasn't really DUCK, but it rhymes with Duck. So, I feared the worse. My fear obviously was that they would never arrive. That I had actually dumped my money into a crazy persons account..last named Wong. They arrived yesterday and aren't they just lovely ?
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| me in the basement waiting for my turn |
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| My closed gym |
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| Me in the Jack...angry |
#2 I went to the gym on Friday because I haven't gone all week. I am in an agreement with the gym. If I come in 3 days a week, I get a t-shirt of my choice. So, I show up an IT'S CLOSED. This time I did not yell DUCK because Rah Rah was in the car. Instead I whined in disappointment. We went home and I attempted to ERG. Well, Ergging did not work out well. I am actually really angry about the whole incident, but for some reason EVERYONE had to be involved with my Ergging. I have really bad technique and I ended up having a hissy fit and getting off the machine. I went up and went to bed and played spider solitare for a few hours.
#3 Thanksgiving I went to my friends house. Living away from family...well it's sad. We had really nowhere to go, but since I had invited the Mormon missionaries to our feast and so did my friend...we just combined and went to my friends house instead. Here is a photo of me. I love how I take these pictures and behind me is my bathroom. Yes, I am aware I am wearing quite a bit of red lipstick, but whatever, I look fabulous.
#4 Put up the Christmas Tree. Bob, these are my favorite ornaments. Well, because they say everything about me. A) My Little People Nativity. Bob, this may come to a shock to you, but I am a Christian. It happened months ago, but I am certified...is your hand over your heart in shock ? Covering your mouth ? I know, me wearing that lipstick and being a Christian....crazy ! B) Diet Coke: I need not explain my obsession for Diet Coke, I consume one can or fountain drink a day C) The Russian Dolls made from Gail. I am not super crazy for Vodka, but I love those Matryoshka Dolls ! D) St. Paul's Cathedral...just represents my sick anglophilia. E) There is also my fabulous ornament from Harrods, but I don't currently have a picture to put on my blog. I have decided it is a family tradition. Look I can't buy anything else there, might as well be a Christmas ornament right ???
#5 Went to Helen, GA last night to participate in the Christmas Spectacular. So, after one hour of driving, we realized that Helen is not a Christmas Spectacular. We had dinner, walked around the shops pretending to be German and went home. Yes, it looks and smells just like the pictures. Its sorta...well not nice to say but a really sad white trash tourist attraction village. Bob, that wasn't very nice was it ? I will regret saying that later won't I ? Yeah, I will ....maybe if it was a SATURDAY NIGHT post Thanksgiving...you might want to keep the CHRISTMAS SHOP open later ??
I would rather be in Gottingen getting my Gluhwein and hot nuts on !
Okay, that's it Bob. Today I am just running errands an fixing up the house for this Danish Christmas Party I am having. Did I mention that I am Danish ? You and tell when I sweat, my cheeks turn SUPER RED and that's my Danish heritage looking at ya !
This week...no museum, no neurofeedback, just Jesus and the Gym...Yes BOB Jesus and the Gym !
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