Word to Your Motha ! Notes to my momma

So mum, momma mia, mother, mom, etc lets make it official shall we ?
Dearest Mother: It's over, no more, I am committed the act no further. I am no longer going to find old friends via social media again. Once God closes a door it is meant to be closed forever...no really forever. Like all time and eternity forever.

 Like do not pass go, do not collect $200. Sorry, mum that I was truly under the impression that social media was a fabulous tool of social networking. That maybe by reconnecting with old friends was possibly a good idea. Now, I have learned it as not, thank you Curtis G. Mom is was divine intervention that took our family away from the G's and here is why.

 Curtis G is...mom he is one fry short of happy meal, he has a screw ..no I take that back several screws loose ..not playing with a full deck,  lights are on but nobody is home, off his rocker, mad as a hatter, crazy as a coot, not having one's marbles, out to lunch, sandwich short of a picnic....you get the idea. I don't know what paths that man has taken in life, but he is absolutely frightening.

 Question : How did I get rid of him ?

Lets go back shall we ? First, he expressed to me how cool he was ....cool for three reasons... #1 He had been to the top of the Eiffel Tower (been there and done that). Good to know that when people travel around the world I find it exciting. However, I have never looked at anyone and said " You are awesome because you have ...you have been to see the moai statues of Easter Island. It just nothing for me. Take me, then I will be impressed.

Mom, Ted Bundy, High IQ

 Second, he has a high IQ. Okay, when someone says they have a high IQ I never think in my mind...what is a high IQ what exactly is that number. I am not going to quickly search my cellphone and Google high IQ. I also question how you know your IQ. Are you freakishly intelligent ? Did you do it for self esteem purposes. How old you when the test occurred ? If you are in your 40's the chances of you having a even HIGHER IQ are probably less. Anyway, we all know that simply the more intelligent you are the more socially retarded you become. Apparently, people with high IQ's make fabulous criminals.  This of course does not apply to everyone. All I am saying is....it does not make you a better person.

What's grosser than gross ?

Third, he told me how "strong" he is. um..I have NEVER looked at another human being and thought...oh they're strong that is impressive...Yes, these are very poor reasons to find a person very cool, more attractive....in fact, if you need to tell me how cool you are...it is just telling me that you have super low self esteem.

Okay, enough of reasons why Curtis thought he could lure me into his unattractive web of friendship. Mom, I know your eyes are rolling into your head...its okay, other people are reading this and laughing.  How did I get rid of this person in my life ? This man who I had such happy childhood memories of. This man who had wonderful parents who offered his the best life possible. I simply joked with him that my blog was filled with pictures and my love for President Obama. Knowing that his entire FB page is dedicated to anti Obama posts from The Right Wing site. Which tells me he can't have a brain cell in the world if all he can do is repost other peoples posts....what is the point ?   He just asked me:

When I sent him this....I am sure he was loosing more screws....

CG: What ? Did you vote for him ?
G: I didn't vote in this past election.
CG: Did you vote for him in the election before that ?
G: I don't remember but I probably did
CG: Bye
Yeah momma mia that was it. All I had to tell him was who I voted for sooo many years ago, and removed me as a friend. Which I find.....actually a huge relief and quite hysterical.