Oops ! Life Crapped In My Pants !

Before I go off to study my tours for tomorrow I thought I would write about my crappy past few days.
Thursday was curriculum night at school. Since I have volunteered to be the room parent, I was supposed to be there. Well, I had to attend a meeting before hand in the library...and when I sat down. I sat down in something. Something was on the library chair...It was food. So, I uh am realizing this after I sit down and I am wondering what I am going to do. I get up everyone is going to see it. So, I am in this chair sweating profusely and realizing I have no friends . So, I look at the lady behind me and just sorta look at her with sad eyes. She asks what is wrong and I am embarrassed trying to explain her,  I am having a girlfriend moment. That I can't get up because I am sitting in something. That I need a girlfriend....and I don't have one. So, she gets it and devises a plan to maneuver me so that nobody sees that I have been in a library chair disaster. I walk out of the school and stand up my daughters teacher feeling horrible...I want to die. I go home and die.

The garage was left open that night and so was my car...not by me. I have no idea who left the car open. So, again for the second time in two years THE PURSE WAS STOLEN. All my cash from my little job taking care of dogs. My new Cath Kidston Wallet and all my credit cards etc. So, I called all the companies and cancelled all my cards etc. I should have been crying, but I think I was just more angry. I could go to the police about it, but they can't do anything.

Today, I was kind and offered to give that artist a tour of the museum. So, I drive out there and I am on time ready to go. He shows up with his family and apparently didn't want to take my tour. He wanted to see the cars. I just can not explain how disappointed I was. He could have cared less about me or my tour or that I had got them free into the museum. So, I walked around and talked to his wife...who's every word was "like" and kept making up excuses for his behavior. He's very talented, tall, handsome, and cocky and he knows it. I went to across to my favorite bar, had lunch and talked to my favorite bartender. He tells me he is leaving the bar to work at the botanical gardens downtown. I AM BUMMED...life has crapped in my pants.

Yes, I kinda look like her....kinda...

Wow, do I have anything positive to say ? I returned to my awesome hairdresser and she colored my hair JET BLACK. So, I tried to take a few selfies but it just didn't look right.

This week is going to be awesome...because I am going to make it that way !