Notes to the Gretchie Verse

LOVING the Sideburns

Dear Alexi Lalas: I ask a simple question on Twitter...Is Brazil ready for the Olympics ? I am aware that the Olympics are pretty far off...but since you are you know...currently working for ESPN..I thought perhaps you might know something...you know...since you are in Brazil and everything. Anyway, what is #askalexi ..what is the point if you can't answer the questions ?? Well, it's true it's not SUPER related to soccer and I didn't ask how long your penis is....

Dear UK Consulate Atlanta: Question for you ..why are you not following the High Museum in Atlanta ? I am just curious, because you would be doing yourselves a favor by doing so. The Museum is amazing and so are the docents. So, when you have your fellow consulate employees and dignitaries etc etc visiting from the UK and elsewhere take them to The High. It's not far from your office and the exhibits are splendid. Oh and by the way if you ever hiring...you know something petty like getting coffee for consulate employees or need someone in charge of making arrangements for visitors to visit sites and museums...I am your girl ! Your lady ! I'm your whatever :)

Dear Beth***: Thank you so much for the article you forwarded to me about having to deal with crazy people. It seems that since I have moved to Georgia I can attach names with all of those descriptions. Sometimes I just want to say F Y to those people and tell them I am ain't playing those psycho games anymore. I ain't time for that. Might I add how delighted I am that Stingray's are over for another year. I have been so overwhelmed with Swim team, Neurofeedback, The Gym, The pups, G, and the Museum. Alone they're fine, but together they're INSANE.

Look at the lens on the left....it's me taking a selfie...the eternal selfie...blah

Dearest Mag: I don't know why I bother writing you knowing that you can't read this....I am thinking because you lazy...but I look forward to next month so I just hang out in your basement and read a book and sleep whilst my kinder terrorize your house and animals :)

I guess I would see this in Milan

Dear Gretchie Verse: I had a dream last night. I dreamed that I was on vacation in Italy and wanted to go to Milan. Now, lets all keep in mind that I really have no desire to go to Milan. I would however, like to go to you know..the Vatican and see all the art that have collected /stolen/killed for over the centuries. I would like to go and see The Pieta , David and all the other fabulous works of art. So, why in my dream last night I was throwing a fit to go there...well they're dreams right. They aren't supposed to mean anything. I dreamed I had lost the love of my life to Jesus. He had decided that working for a church was far more important than being with me. Could I have possible married a man who wanted to be a priest or a monk ?