Friday, May 9, 2014

The Good The Good and the ....SCARY ! (insert dramatic music)


Dear Instabeauty: You have made me a selfie addict. Suddenly, I am taking selfies all the time. I have no wrinkles ! I look younger than ever before ! If I didn't have such crappy self esteem you would think I was vain !  Yes, this would be "The Ugly" insert dramatic music....
I wonder it this will bloom...it matched the sky this beautiful morning


Dear God: Thank You for this glorious morning...I know its hard to imagine me saying that because I am not a super religious person...but it was a beautiful sunrise. Someday I will have a house with a porch and I will be able to read the newspaper again and drink coffee in my pj's. Nothing like a beautiful sunrise to make my day !
No, wait THIS is the ugly...

Dear Putin: What is going on with you ?? Why are you lying to the world about what you are trying to do ? I don't get it ? Okay, so if there is ALL of this technology and everyone in the world knows what you are doing...you are kinda..kinda making an ass of yourself ..that is kinda what Kim Jong Un sounds like ? Are you just as insane and immature as he is ? Did you know he called Obama a "wicked black monkey"? Putin so did you laugh really hard when he did that ? Did you use your thick Russian accent and hold your belly full of vodka and say " Ha Ha Ha, Jong Un funny man"? A lot of people don't care for President Obama, but that is only for economic reasons. He has never stooped so low to say things such as that ...well not to the freaking world..nor has he been bipolar about it either. " I take, I not Take Ukraine".
Sarah's Engraving with her camera and rowing oars (love)
why does everything have to be about me ??

Dear Docent Friends: My qualifying tour is finally completed and I just need to practice. I keep reading it over and over again....I have no idea how to memorize anything anymore ! Even Brian Williams have prompt screens. Oh well. I am hope HOPE I am making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Neurofeedback Update: So, apparently, I haven't been able to relax in a VERY LONG TIME. I was watching a movie during the process and I suddenly became REALLY TIRED. Like I couldn't keep my eyes open. My trainer tells me that my body doesn't know how to relax and my brain is telling me to get to sleep. So, eventually my brain will be able to tell my body to relax and not pass out. Yes, so for those who told me to chill out, not worry, to relax, to not panic, THIS IS WHY ! I am telling you BEST STUFF EVER ! Learning more about me than you'll ever learn about you :) Finally I can go to Maldives and relax...like REALLY RELAX !
Twin A Flash back Friday !

Twin B Flash Back Friday 


Dear Mar and Shal: I miss you... how have no freaking idea how much...:(

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