Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Anna: Thank you for such a fun New Years Eve. I haven't cheese fondue in YEARS ! Actually, the last time I had fondue was in Geneve, Switzerland....have you ever heard me mention Switzerland ? That is how long it has been !
Dear Pretend Boyfriend : I wonder how your Christmas and New Years was ? Did you miss me ? Did you pass by and IKEA and think of me ? Did you listen to 80's music and think of me ? Something tells me you didn't think about me since we broke up...oh, did you know we broke up ? We did...like yesterday.
Dear Girls: Okay the holidays are over and wish you were back in school.
Dear Alikona: Thank you for all of the bathroom photos you are sending me. I have never been to "The Roof", but now I know what the inside of the bathroom looks like.
Dear God: Okay, so I randomly opened the story of Esther. I had never read any of it before. I liked the story and googled all about Purim. So, why do only Jews celebrate it ? I think everyone should celebrate it. Honestly, I need to start just celebrating every biblical holiday. I might then appear to be super religious :)
Dear Georgia: If you are going to make it rain in the winter and make it cold...could you might make it snow ? Rain and cold is just plain boring !
Dear Lesley: Thank you for the Christmas Card. You know I waited all Christmas season for that card to arrive ! Your kids are so grown up ! So, what is it like having a son that dates ? I am denial that is going to happen..maybe Rah Rah can have a pretend boyfriend like me...and break up with him ?
Dear people from Sweden and blogger tracking companies : I am always delighted to see when people actually read my blog, but when it's from you it doesn't really matter does it ? Sweden must be boring....
Dear Anna: Okay just a little FYI Vegetales are cute. They do not shove Christianity down your kids throats. We very much enjoy Silly Songs with Larry the Cucumber. However, I warn you to not watch " Jonah and the Whale" . I walked through Target today singing " Jonah was a prophet"....SHOOT ME !!
Dear Connie: I was wondering, instead of meeting in NYC could we maybe run into each other somewhere else exciting ? Just tell me the location and I will meet you there.
Dear US Government: Okay, is the fiscal cliff over ???? Can we all stop talking about it now ? Every time someone mentions it I want to choke someone ! Maybe I can choke my pretend ex boyfriend ?
Dear Hillary Clinton: Get better soon okay ? I am sorry about your blood clot. I will miss you in DC. Could you run for President ? Please..I'll be your best friend :)