Gretchie's Night

Well, the laying down and getting up and being dizzy hasn't stopped. I was hoping by some freak of nature that it would disappear, but it hasn't. So, I am pretty sure that I have vertigo. Do you know how hard it is to explain to a 6 year old what it means to be dizzy ? I put it this way...15 minutes on a merry go round and just jumping off. 

Went to the hospital for a battery of tests. Well, treadmill and ultrasounds on my heart, legs and neck. I figure if there was major blockage they might you know...maybe text me.  They informed me I have Bigeminy : the state of having a pulse characterized by two beats close together with a pause following each pair of beats. Please people, I don't need anything else wrong with me right now. I'll probably have to stop drinking wine, smoking , and other drug use. Because, you know I am known for such things. Not, that my addiction to Mother's Circus Cookies has helped me any.

 Nor my addiction to pretzel M&M's

I haven't been feeling too fantastic today. So I did a wee bit of reading on Martha Washington, folded some laundry, and watched a lot of useless TV.

 First, I watched "The Wild and Wonderful Whites" on Netflix. Totally insane family from West Virginia. I don't think I could possibly imagine spending any amount of this family. They fight, they do drugs, they drink, they commit crimes and go to jail. The sad part it's a real family and true story. I had never seen people really snort cocaine.

Google this guys picture, same look on his face in all the pics ! 

Second, I then watched "Midsummer Murders". I watched it in the UK with Mrs. F and thought well if she watches it it must be sweet. It was..good and again people were snorting coke and committing crimes.

It's Gretchie Night because the girls are with their father. So, I watched "Ted

" about a young man who wishes his teddy bear would come alive. So, it does.

 It's Mark Wahlburg....um so when did he become so incredibly hot ? Dude, I can not WAIT until you get some salt and pepper going on !  Again, people were snorting cocaine in this movie.

 What is it about today and people snorting cocaine ? Is it really that fabulous ? I am sure if I tried it A) The police would arrive immediately and I would be thrown in prison B) I would lose 25 pounds instantly and then after getting into a smaller sized dress would immediately go into cardiac arrest and die. 

I can smell them now....

See...this is why I eat circus cookies. I am still wondering if it's the pink and white frosting or the multi colored sprinkles. Could someone send me another bag of them ?