Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear General P: Boy how your 4 month affair has caused such a ruckus in DC. You know what, nobody is perfect, and I am sorry that your little girlfriend went 5150 on you. That was not cool ! Actually, I don't know the entire story because the press is so evil. I just feel like you were the perfect man for the job and you should have remained where you were. I hope you are still with your wife and that things are getting better for you. I so much wished that you were back running the CIA because I feel with all of your experience who else would be qualified ?

Dear Edwina the Emu/ Money Grabber: I miss London and especially  I miss Marylebone.  I miss the smell of Cornish Pasties and Coffee. I miss people watching and I miss getting on a train and going to where ever I wanted in London. There is nothing as cool as a London Tube Station....nothing like it in the US that is for sure. Maybe Grand Central or Penn Station...but nothing as special as that. You ungrateful blankety blank I bet you don't even appreciate it as much as I do. Edwina this one is for you:


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To those receiving my Christmas Card: If you were not aware of this already...I have ADHD. If I happened to write "and a very Happy New Year" under the printed " Happy New Year", just be grateful you got a card ! I strive to be perfect everyday and it never seems to pan out.

Dearest S "Star": Let me publicly wish you a very Happy Birthday. In 2 years you will be driving a car...and I can not wait to see the look on your mothers face when this happens. Please ignore her yelling at you and the comments that will give you low self esteem. She does it to me all the time...I just ignore her and love her instead. I would have called you to wish you a Happy Birthday, but I am packing boxes getting ready to get outta here. Do you think that your mother would let me move into Uma's room ??

Dear Matt: Just so you know your personal training is getting in the way of my Christmas Shopping. Could we possibly do less squats next week ? Hmmm....what is the answer to that going to be ?

Dear Kate: I know it would be nice if I were talking about my BFF Kate Middleton ( or is she Alikona's BFF?), but I feel she gets enough grief as it is. I was thinking about little Kate last night and how much I love you and  how little time I have been able to spend with you. Kate you have an awesome mom, but if she ever gets to be out of control feel free to move in with me. I have crazy twins and crazy dogs, but crazy is what makes the world go around right ??

Dear Blog: Sorry this is such a dull and boring blog, but I am tired. I was just thinking though...why do governments feel the need to kill their own people in order to get control ? They realize they are just behaving like spoiled brats who can't get their own way ? They realize that it(killing thousands of people with deadly gas bombs)  never works out for other evil  and controlling leaders...right ? It's just NOT COOL....SEE ! WE NEED GENERAL P back !!!