Gretchie where have you beeeen? I have beeen to London to visit the Queen....

Hello, is it me your looking for ???

Okay, you know how much I despise flying ? I now despise it more....world traveler on British Airways was crap yesterday. The flight was safe and the service and leg room were crap. I got to sit to some snooty patootie couple from Kennesaw yesterday. Every time I asked the cocky ass about something out the window...he said " I don't know". My seats did not have the OCD screen that told me exactly where I was all the time I was 35,000 feet in the air. They played movies, but nothing that I hadn't see before. Also, they pass out food and drinks and don't bother to pick them up until an hour later. Next time I am upgrading and sitting by nobody that has the intelligence of a pea ! His wife was so phony it made me nauseated. Like...tons of makeup, a tiger print backpack she made her husband carry, bleached blonde hair, and a rotten attitude. It's the attitude that pisses me off...it can make anyone ugly in my eyes !

Cookie took me out to lunch at a Spanish restaurant.

 We are thinking it was food poisoning because we both got really sick afterwards. Didn't stop us from visiting the British Museum and a little walking around town. We returned home back to her flat in Kennsington and then I took off back to Gerrards Cross. I walked home back to her home for the last time. It was depressing to know I was going back to the same crap different day. Oh do not get me wrong I was missing my girls big time...but the disaster they leave behind !! Mrs F had on

 Nigella Lawson. Okay, talk about low self esteem ...I had no idea how freaking beautiful she is ! She is 52 !! She has big boobies, but hey, so do I ! I forget everything she made but I am about to become a Nigella addict. She is even married to someone from Saatchi ...like the owner of Saatchi and Saatchi ! It must be in the genes....because now more than ever I want to get a wig and lose 4000 pounds.