Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Gavin Newsom: I was just watching a documentary about Bobby Kennedy. It was about the Bobby Kennedy funeral train...totally depressing. I don't know, you kinda remind me of him. No, he wasn't as tall as you are and you don't have 4000 kids, but I suppose it's what Bobby stood for. I wonder what Bobbys feelings were about gay marriage ?

Dear Mrs. Fea I am gathering a bucket list for London. It's mostly museums and those National Trust homes. I have picked about 50 I would love to see, but my absolute favorite is Waddesdon Manor

FROM THE MOVIE : So, I Married an Ax Murderer
Well it's a well know fact, sonny Jim, that there's a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows. 2.) So who's in this pentaverate? 1.) The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettes, The Rothchilds and Col. Sanders before he went tets up.

I'm sorry what did the Rothschilds do to get so much freaking money ? How many rooms did those people actually use in that house ? Do they really rule the world ?

Possible female Doctor Who tardis ??

Dear Girlies:
Can not believe my girls are all going to be wearing glasses next week. They had been up in front of the TV all summer and asked them several times if they couldn't see . They both said no...of course they were so close to the TV. So, the doctor asks me "Well, how long has this been going on?" So, this translates to "So, how long have you been neglecting your children?" They were in school all last year and they never had problems reading. So, I can't feel like a total  ghetto mom. I just feel bad they'll have glasses forever. Let us all pray that they will not be as freaking blind as I am.

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a little something something at selfridges...pocket change for me !
Dear Red Dress and Fabulous Winter Coat: I am sorry, but I have decided to return you. I can't afford such a fabulous winter coat, and the dress truly serves no purpose in London. It would be nice it wear it, but the chances of me finding a blind date are quite slim...considering what my qualifications are for such an event. Perhaps I will go out on my birthday and buy another hat at Selfridges. Yeah, I just looked at the pricing for Selfridges on hats....waaaaah !!!