Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Looking a wee bit red Gretchie ??

Dear Gretchie: I am liking the new do. I think the neighbors were surprised to see you with a normal haircut. I know you wish you had more hair, but once you will the Georgia lottery you can buy some !

Dear Shellllllby ! : Sooo good to see you finally made it here. Sorry rah rah has to go to school tomorrow. I will just drag you to all the places that I have to go tomorrow..do you like Home Depot ?

Dear Julie: I have decided that I am not going to join the book club. I really didn't appreciate your comments on my FB page. I really don't see my personal life being any of your business. Getting rid of that post right away....

Dear Mr. Assange:So, you are living a life of luxury in your friends estate in England. Now where are you living ? So, how long is that going to last ? So why are you running from the law ? Did you really creepily really sexually harass those ladies ? So, what are you accommodations like in Ecuador ?  Will you be living by Columbia ? Are you afraid of sunburn ? Seriously, why do criminals always flee to South America ? What's the drive ? The large insects ? The excitement of living near drug cartel ? The sometimes currupted police and politicians ? Is it the humidity ?

 Maybe it simply is Mr. Assange the thought of living near the hills of Juan Valdez ? I am actually glad you are back in the news, because the Gretchie Verse has been so lonely without you .

The Emu is quite vicious with deadly claws....

Dear Edwina, I mean *** I mean...**** I mean gold digger....: So, are you living the life of luxury you feel like you deserve ? Are you happy making people feel miserable because you are a miserable human being ?  So, did you like...like... grow up thinking you would marry for money ?  Do you believe you are so fabulous your life should be made into a lifetime for television program ? Did you plan on writing a memoir of making your dreams come true while destroying others ? My poor poor Edwina....money isn't happiness. I am sure you had a fabulous wedding, and a fabulous divorce. See now you can check those things off of your list of things to do. You just make me feel like a better human being, a better Christian, and just someone with a better sense of overall morals. Thank you....you might be thinner than Gretchie Love..but honey that ain't every thang.

You look beautiful and by the way...that is my scarf you are wearing...

Dear Momma Mia: Happy freaking 80th Birthday ! I can not believe you slid down that huge slide ! I wish I lived closer to have witnessed it. I miss you momma mia :(