Notes to the GretchieVerse

Dear this week: Okay, what happened this week ? Where did I go ? It's Saturday now....what the heck ? Summer must be coming to a close and that is why time is rushing by...dang it !!

Dearest Kim: It was so good seeing you at ATL ! I must say that I have missed people watching at airports. ATL people watching....great...MARTA people watching...not so great ! I am proud of what you have accomplished and I am jealous. I would love to have a job in which I love what I do. Um, so far, that really hasn't happened to me yet.

Dear Bonnet Lady: Lady, you can not CAN NOT bring a paperback book into the pool on the 4th of July and expect it not to get wet. You looked in shock that water almost hit your book with 50 kids in the pool. Are you stupid or stupider...yes, I am aware there is no such word as stupider. Yet, a stunt like that...it should be invented.

I have a million of these :)

Dear Michelle: I am delighted you are coming. I am taking you on a whirlwind tour of Atlanta and the surrounding area. I am also going to make you help me register coke caps on to the webpage.  Sorry hun, but its the only way you re going to make me happy.

I'm sticking this needle into my finger and I am freaking loving it !! 

Dear Pre Diabetes: Okay, you SUCK !!! I hate you !!! Two nights in a row I had ladies night out and I had to watch what I ate. Do you know how desperately I wanted brownies and ice cream ?  Do you know what it's like to go to Studio Movie Grill and NOT eat fattening things  ? I know I am going to lose weight and feel happier by not eating sugar, but I am going to miss it WAAAAAH !!!

These could be them....

Dear Travis: Today was fabulous ! It had been so long since I had been hiking ! The area you took me to was beautiful...but sadly I was afraid if I really looked around that I would have fallen even more. Seriously, the next time I am wearing an ankle brace, knee brace and and new boots. I'll feel safe and chic at the same time ! What more could I ask for ?

Dear Rah Rah: I know it's exciting that Miss Michelle is coming for two weeks. I am delighted that you have cleaned some of the house, but really can't you do that all the time ?

It's true, we could be sisters.....

Dear Ladies Night Out Night 1: Had a blast, loved the music, and love dancing. I miss dancing !! It was so good meeting you all and look forward to more evenings out with hot waiters :)

Nope, not doing a thing for me...sorry.....

Dear Ladies Night Out 2: Fun evening ! Next time, I get to pick the movie. Yes, it will contain men with sexy English accents.

Yep, they've got and oil for that...

Dear Cousin : I still miss you ! Okay, you have to come back. I will find 100 people needing oils and I'll bring them to you...duct tape around the mouth and wrists isn't going to be a problem right ??