Notes to the Gretchie Verse

This book has got to be hilarious, because we all know...this guy has no manners...

Dear Gretchie Verse: I think if I had control of where the Gretchie Verse was located...I don't think it would be in...in Georgia...maybe in Canada.

Dear E: Remember at the airport ..the lady with the horrible southern drawl...the lady that rudely yelled at me because you gave me a smooch....? She is a great example of sheer stupidity. Thus the reason I came out with my horrible southern drawl and asked a stupid question. Nothing comes between you and I missy....especially not a kiss !!!

Dear Varsity: So, I have very few observations. Your meals are cheap, they look cheap and the presentation is cheap, but you don't taste that bad. Your dining area is sorta...sorta needs new floors. I am disappointed that you failed to post a picture of President Obama in your dining room. Seriously yes to Nipsy Russell and no to Obama...you might want to revamp that.

Can we just all say repulsive !!! 

Dear Penn State, Aurora Colorado, Syria, and Sally Ride: You were all in the news today. I was sitting in the dentist office watching The Today Show and there were all your stories and I almost cried. I just felt awkward if I had sat in the dentist chair and started bawling my eyes out.

Dear President  Obama I have no idea what this guys name is who has a radio show in Atlanta...oh Neil Boortz. His radio station was put into our car stereo, so I just listen to him. He generally has a really not so nice things to say to you, but today he had some nice things to say. He said what an AWESOME job you did talking to the families of the victims of the psycho that killed those innocent people in Aurora. I was impressed....then within twenty minutes he was bashing you again. I really don't like him and I suppose that is why I listen to him. I , President Obama,  like you more ! Thank you for being such an amazing president. So, seriously, does Mr. Boortz imagine Mr. Romney rocking the casaba with some Sheik of Arabia or some leader of some leaders of Pakistan ? "Hi, I am am Mormon, you might consider it a cult, but I should be taken seriously". Nah...don't see it happening.

Dear Doctors: Okay, you have me on too many freaking meds. You have caused me to become ....I don't know emotionally unstable. One minute I want to shut down this blog, delete my Facebook page, and disown my entire family. The next minute I am feeling okay.  One minute I want to go to London for an entire month, then two weeks, then not at all, and then now we are back to maybe two weeks. I find myself to be rather irritating and quite irrational. Perhaps somebody should simply buy me my tickets, sedate me and fly me to London ?  Please don't feel the need to pick me up, unless you have a plan on sedating me to get home.

Dear Kelley: I am thinking about you camping on the beach right now. I am thinking about you sleeping in your gigantic airstream. Kelley I am thinking about your long nails in on that beach in that air stream. I am also thinking about those long nails and you in Costa Rica and the sloths. I say ditch the nails and wait until you are done with your service to the sloth sanctuary. Yes, I just wanted you to know that I am thinking about you.

Dear Girlies: I am so glad that Delta allowed you to come with me to the plane terminal to drop off Michelle. So, I am curious...did you see any price changes in the perfume shops ? I'm just going to have to check it out next time. Maybe we can send Rah Rah to Botswana or something like that...hmm... just a thought...