Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Sideboard, I freaking miss you....

Dear Atlanta : It has almost been one year since I have lived here. It's okay, the people are not as crazy as my friends in Danville, but then they have never been intoxicated and sang 80's tunes with me. We do need a Sideboard....downtown Roswell is too far away to visit one.

V&A

Dear Cookie and Mrs. F: I am so excited to be visiting you ! It will be so worth every penny I have saved to hang out and visit Fancy Estates, Antique window shop, and see the rest of the museums that I have missed. I have asked Mr. Cameron for a job whilst I am there, but so far no reply. Oh and my in laws have graciously offered to stay here while I go !! I am so glad that they are spending time with their grandchildren. Obviously, I will miss them , but really helping out Tom is the going to be GREAT !!!
Dear God: Can you dump some rain on Utah ? Moms little tiny town is on some serious water rations and the farmers won't be able to make any money :( Yes, I am aware that you made Utah a desert, but my mom is really cool and she really needs that rain.

Gottingen Germany

Dear Amy: Okay, I hate you and I love you. I love you, because in general I just love you. You are nice to me, you don't talk smack about me behind my back, and no matter what crazy idea I have going on in my head you still love and support me anyway. I just hate you for going to going to Germany without me. Why did Jeremy not invite me to his wedding ? We never dated ! I was his former boss...dang it ! Have a gigantic pretzel on me.....I'll be in tears over here wishing I was with you.

I don't believe my arms will get smaller, but I believe in snuffy

Dear Rebecca: Thank you much for kicking my butt. It was so hard though...and really last week that exercise would have been easy ! What is wrong with me ? Why am I starving ? Why did Brad not take me with his wife to Florida ? Where is Travis ? What is the freaking meaning of life ? Anyway, making the red kettle bell my bitch was fun...thank you !!!

Any clothes girls, any color !!!

Dear Twinzies: So, now that swim team is over tonight, can you stop parading around the house sans clothes ? It's one thing to be two and naked, but 6 and naked...oh there is just something wrong with that....really wrong with that.
Dear Double Decker Bus Picture: Okay, I am feeling pretty guilty that I did not credit the one who took your picture. 800+ people looked at my blog yesterday globally and they were all looking at that picture. I want people to read my blog, not look at my pictures.

Tower over London !!

Dear Mar: I dreamed last night that you, Sarah and I were flying to London. We had bought our tickets on Groupon so the airline was cheap. I forgot our passports before we got on the plane. So, as soon as I got on I started crying . Then I looked up and a small Asian lady was hiding in the above compartments. There were 4 people per aisle....and what else? Plugs to charge my phone on the side of the seats that were hot pink. We kept stopping in different places because the pilot wanted us to. We went to the Virginia Coast, and New York City and Washington DC. Sometimes we were driving on the road in the plane, sometimes we were flying over water, and sometimes we just landed on top of a Navy aircraft carrier. It was all really bizarre. We never made it to London and ended up stuck at the airport in Atlanta because we never had the passports. Note to self: Get new passport to London, so I won't get into trouble.

Can I PLEASE have one !!! ????

Dear Heathrow: Okay, when I land and get off the plane, make sure that the people that check my passport don't yell at me. I will cry because I will be alone. I know it's their job to be evil and intimidating, but I am a good person. Doesn't that count for anything ? Why can't I have diplomatic privileges ???