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| The twins did not like them !!! |
A) I have made dinner two days in a row
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| This does not reflect the personality of my children |
B) I have started scrap booking the girls kindergarten papers
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| Mom...whats a phallic symbol ?? |
C) I felt the earthquake in D.C and thought I was crazy until I checked with my neighbor. We were watching TV at the same time !
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| Why am I attracted to this man holding liver ?? |
D) I watch too much TV. I have run out of British programs to watch.
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| I like how she fakes the joys of parenthood |
E) I have decided that people that find gratification by parenting are on crack.
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| Jerry did you ever think of auditioning for Dune ?? Trim the brows !!! |
F) San Ramon had two earthquakes yesterday. Did they evacuate all government buildings ? No, everyone FELT the earthquake called their top 10 friends and went on with their days. Although, I have to admit I am a little adamant about going into the Washington Monument. Those poor New England buildings, I bet there is going to be some serious retrofitting going on . Maybe Obama will call California for some earthquake advice. DUCK AND COVER !!
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