Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Gretchie Verse: If there was really a Gretchie Verse...it would look so much better than this blog....
Dear A&E: Can I tell you how grateful I am that you went to school today. Now I get to do more exciting things like you...like...do dishes, laundry, pick up all of the Easter candy you left ALL OVER THE HOUSE, find a place to live in Hotlanta, and sleep....
Dear Stacey: Sorry, I did really want to come to church on Sunday, but I had to visit with Mrs. C. Did I mention that she makes this KILLER Pretzel, Jello, Strawberry, and cool whip dessert ? She also makes some killer quiche and potato dishes....so unfortunately she won...there is always all the other Sundays in the month.
Dear Wills and Katy: I will not be watching your wedding. I have to work on Friday so I can save my monies to go to London. I am however making some fabulous shortbread cookies tomorrow.
Dear Mrs F.: So glad you are arriving on Thursday so I can leave on Saturday :(   Did I mention I am TOTALLY ticked off at my spouse ? Doesn't he know that you always come first ??
Dear Mom: Sorry about your TMI. I really did want to tell you some crazy not true things that have not transpired over the time you had your TMI. It's cruel and evil...and I am really not good at those things anymore.
Dear Nats: Whatever you are flying around my backyard....go away. My children believe that you are bees. I think you are just simply a pain in the ass. I won't miss you, but imagine the other bugs I will discover in Hotlanta.  I can imagine lots of bugs....that bite and sting and make me sweat even more...
Dear Doctor Who: I am glad you are back, I do miss David Tennant, but you know Matt Smith ....I bet he dates girls his own age...and I can respect that.
Dear Jesus: Why does the celebration of your birth and death and rebirth involve chocolate ? Could you pick something a little less of an addiction ? Likes carrots and ranch dressing ?