Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Royal Wedding...

It is almost time for the Royal Wedding. I of course own the Royal Wedding App.  I will most likely record it and then save it to DVD.  I thought perhaps that I would show some things I found that are particularly ridiculous, hideous, what not, and not nots, etc.

#1 Royal Wedding Condoms...really...are they against procreation ? Are they going to tempt me to run out there and have sex with the next man I find that looks like Wills? Will he have a sexually transmitted disease ?

#2 Royal Wedding Sheets



#3 The collectors plates







This one I could buy

Love it !!

If I had only been born years later !

#4 The Mugs






#5 The Royal Wedding Coins

#6 The Royal Invitation...I seemed to have lost mine...oh you simply fill your name in and show up...








#7 Royal Magazines

#8 The Royal Wedding Sick Bag

#9 The Ashtray...disgusting....
That damn ring

That damn dress

okay, now I want one....

for the looooooo
Okay, I would totally TOTALLY buy these !!

I like neither of these....
Royal Tea Bags

Tea Towel

Royal Gnomes

Is it really a Barbie ?

I hate collections of thimbles...really I do....
Kiss Me Kate Beer

In case you want to light up during the ceremony
I like it....
Damn Fascinaters look like Senior Ball Centerpieces....

#10 Everything else I could find that was stupid or bugs the crap out of me !!

2 comments:

alison said...

Love it! Have you been watching TLC all week? I'm totally sucked into this! What channels will you be taping? I volunteered to be in the free child care section at The Abby but they turned me down!

Paige said...

I want her body in the bathing suit. Anorexia? Yes, please. If only food wasn't so damn good. I confess I cannot wait for the dress-