Thursday, March 3, 2011

Wham Bam I am....a mam !!

This picture creeps me out now...how old are they 17?

*E&A are serenading Alice the Dog by using potty words and singing " Last Christmas" by Wham. Alice just ran away....
*S is running late. I can't believe she's in 5th grade learning Algebra
T is working and working and working...I have pretty much forgotten what he looks like. I know his breath smells like caffeine and Skittles.

I have successfully cut the cord. I feel it's time to celebrate....could someone bake me a cake ?

I have been welcomed into the world of Global Affairs. I now do not have to  buy every periodical ever published now to find out what is going on in the world. Good thing I have guts of glory and I am not afraid to ask silly questions like...
He could almost line up for the Jackson 5 in that regalia

Is Tripoli and Tripoley the same thing ?

Is it a board game about Libya ? Do I have to prevent Wikileaks cables from being released and Muammar Gaddafi gets to go to prison if I win ?  Does he get to bunk next to Julian Assange ? 

Tomorrow night is the White Hot Gala. Unfortunately, my outfit is not "White Hot" nor will my hair be...but I did get some kick ass heels. How long will I last with these puppies on ? Maybe 15 minutes and then it's flip flop time. Oh might I add my legs are white hot :)


So, I need to get cracking on this whole Oxfam thing. I have until June to lose 25 pounds. So, how does one completely eliminate carbs and sugar from their diet ? What am I going to do without Hostess Cupcakes and Diet Coke (cancer in a can) ? Maybe if I just put that picture up of  :
Because this guy in a uniform just kills my appetite. Um and what is that picture on his uniform ?







1 comment:

heidiram said...

Hey I am a stalker and just have to say you are so funny. If you ever need any extra Economist, Time, or Harper's I could most definitely hook you up. My husband has about two years worth of those magazines and he insists on saving every copy just in case he needs to know more about what's going on in the world.