Apple Addict

Lately, many people have been complaining about my addiction to my Apple toys. Specifically my IPad. Really there are only a few things I do on my iPad on a daily basis.

A) I play Words with Friends with friends and family. I really really suck at it, but I owe it to my mother to play it everyday. After all, she paid for it.

B) I check my emails. Can I tell you how powerful or how snooty patooty it feels to send a reply back on the IPad. Message sent from iPad....I feel like a bijillionare.

C) I play Bananagrams ..anyone who has played Bananagrams Live with me...now hates my guts.

D) Facebook....the Crack of the Millennium !

E) I check the stats on my blog. Which is declining by the second due to the fact "The Kings Speech" won and somebody stole my picture...that I of course stole....hmmm....I am stealing it back !!

F) I read either my periodicals or books.

G) Text Now ...free texting on my iPad. 

Now in the above photo are some of my very best friends. My Boss, My persuader, and the one who gives me peace and joy. I love you for more than just your accent ! I just find it quite funny that they complain about the use of my Apple Toys....What the F**K are they doing ??? SMOOCHES !!!