Dear Fletcher/Tufts School: I hope you don't regret following me on Twitter....I am a pretty boring Twitterie...and I never attended your school. I am a big fan though....
Dear S: Okay I do like your friend, but this sleeping over slumber party has to end. You just drop off your dirty clothes here...and go back. It's going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you.
Dear Dryer: You are used and you suck :( I am sorry we bought you.
Dear T: Um..we have no groceries...do I really have to take the twins to the market alone ? I will take them to easy and fresh...because I don't like them all that well...they need some excitement.
Dear E: WOW I can not believe you referred to someone on Lego Batman as "hideous". You crack me up ! So does your sister that looks just like you.
Dear Facebook: Okay, not cool. I have never witnessed so many divorces until you came online. Do you provide free paperwork for divorces as well ?
Dear Skype: I am glad I brought you back. I am realizing more and more people don't use Skype. What is the newest trend because I need to be a part of it !! Wait I am the trendsetter !!!
Dear Coffee Club/Book Club: I'm snoring ....what happened ???
Dear L: I really do enjoy our friendship...if you even want to call it that ??
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