Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear T: Hope you are enjoying Atlanta.
Dear S: I am just thinking of ways to make you and your sistas CHILLAX tonight. Allergy meds are out of the question right ?
Dear Mom: Thank you for reaching out and touching someone. A phone call from you is a true delight !
Dearest Alikona: Why did you lie about knowing nothing about Paris the whole flippin trip ?
Dear Stacey: Called you today to take Alice for a walk with Sadie.  It was crazy....why do people want their dogs to hook up with other dogs ? Maybe....maybe dogs are really  people ???
 Dear Heavenly Father: Okay, sooo I am confused and out of it...but I was wondering....so if I do stop eating carbs...can I have the Mercedez in Georgia ?
Dear Poltergeist: Please leave my friends house alone.....my house too...that is what old places are for....
Dear UK: I miss you I miss you I miss you !! 
Dear Paris: Still disappointed in your behavior. Your rude Taxi Drivers and all those dang people selling crap around the Eiffel Tower.  When they are gone...I will come back...to museums only.
Dearest Georgia: Okay, so I really don't want to live in Atlanta.  I don't do well with humidity. I know you have this big house waiting for me and an outrageous electric bill.  My children will have their own rooms.  Maybe even Alice can have a room.  I want to stay here or over seas.  Georgia do you feel my pain ? It's more painful than you can ever imagine.
Note to self: Stop living in denial !!

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