Monday Notes to the Universe

BEFORE I FORGET ANYONE....

Dear Melissa: Thank you for cutting Uma's hair. She loved it and I am pretty sure she felt beautiful wearing it. Now, if we could only get her to color her hair...that would ROCK !

Dearest Stacey: I am wiped out ! Did you go camping ? Do you and your car smell like smoke ? My car is full of sand and sand dollars. Our car is sounding like crap ...we might be a one car family soon....

Dear Momma Mia,
Thank you for helping me last week with my Eric Jennings drama. Look I would pay someone a million dollars to have him removed from my brain....

Dear Alison,
I am so proud of you for losing the weight that you have. You are so beautiful and fun...I wish you though better of your body ! Anyway, you have just proven the way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise...imagine that !

Dear BFF,
Where are you ?? Why have we not eaten "Tutti Fruitti" together ? Are we hanging July 4th ?

Dear Kristin,
I will spend $1000 on a road trip to Minnesota so I can see Mt. Rushmore and Baby Max...but you have to return ALL of my calls...who do you think you are Stacey ??

Dear Emma and Audrey,
Thank you so much for destroying my lipstick and mascara :) Thank you also for taking our nice camera and throwing it in the toilet :) It's totally useless now....we are robbing your college accounts because I can not live without my camera.

Dear Sarah,
You have one more month of school....is that not cool ?

Dear Utah Relatives and Friends,
Okay, so I am going to Utah, but I am only going to Mayfield. So, you ya'll need to come down and see me and please bring Diet Coke.

Dearest Darlink Lenore,
So, when are we coming over to see your slide presentation of Japan ??? HELLOOOOOO!!