Dear Stacey,
I must say this is the most I have seen you in years. Kelly had a terrific baby shower ...it truly did ROCK ! Everyone had a great time...did Kelly score or what ? I was so jealous of the clothes that girl got !!
Dear Monica,
Where on Gods Green Earth have you gone to ? You borrowed my cupcake pan and did not share ? What's up with that ?
Dear Jean,
Okay, yes I hate you and I love you. I hate you because you are leaving me alone with our pot smoking neighbors. You would think by inhaling that stuff...there would be benefits...nope. You are also leaving me with the crazy lady. I am buying bats and balls. We have to break one of those windows before you leave.
Dear Melissa,
Okay, so I see you today at the baby shower for 15 seconds....did my hair look bad ? Did I smell ? Was it the poor job on my self pedicure today ? Did I miss a spot when I shaved my legs ? Were my lips too frosty pink ? Please do tell !
Dear Momma Mia,
I miss you :( .
Dear Alison,
I miss you too.
Dear Heavenly Father,
Thank you for blessing me with Shannon Carver...I love her and so does my carpets. Thank also for keeping Emma and Audrey alive another week.
Dear Emma,
Do NOT climb on the dresser .It is not pleasant to come into your room and find it on top of you.
Dearest Audrey,
Oh ye who can't stop but being sick and injured. Sorry you fell back in my room and got a huge bloody noggin on top of you head. Please keep away from the fridge water. Daddy does not like coming down stairs to find the Pacific Ocean in our home. It helps nobody.
Dear Sarah,
I love you, but you are driving me nuts. Yes, you can live with us forever, yes you can get married, but you can not bring your husband here to live. Apparently you will be wearing makeup at 10...I am not delighted.
Dear Shelley,
Someday can you show me your home ? It just goes on and on and on and on....unlike mine :)
Dear Mother Earth,
I am loving the weather ! Tell me did it rain at 5:30 am ? Please tell me it did because Tom thinks I am nuts !
Shows I am watching and loving : The Story of India, To Manor Born, Rosemary and Thyme, Lost in Austin....and now I have trashed "Ryan's Hope" and have turned to "The Young and the Restless"...where did I go wrong ???
** I have to go now....they're smoking pot again next door...maybe if I an inhale a little more**
3 comments:
I'm so not reading your blog any more. Never mentioned? The great friends that we are? Not even a small blurb about our shared love for Uma or for Tutti Fruitti or for bittersweet or mac lipstick or breakfast smoothies? I just can't take it any more.
My dear Gretchie...
I had to jet because my poor innocent child was at home with TWO lazy 20 year old boys who were texting me that she had... ummmmmmmm... how to make this blog appropriate... made a dirty diaper! So I had to leave a wonderful party and miss ALL of the gift opening to go home and wipe POOP! Whatev...
You looked gorgeous by the way. You were a sight in pink and I loved it. Your hair, your lips, your glamorous toes were all perfection.
I love you Gretchie.
XOXO
Hellllooo new neighbors. Pass the dutchie.
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