More notes to the universe

Dear Emma and Audrey thank you so much for waking up and joining us in our bed at 5:30 am. What am I going to do to keep you in your cribs ?

Dear Heavenly Father,
Thank you for helping me find my wallet. Now, can you help me find my Target card ?

Dear Mother Earth,
Did you think it was funny to make it rain just after I got my car washed ?

Dear Sarah,
Did you know I was trying to give up sweets ? Is that why you threw Oreo Cookies into my shopping cart?

Dear Sarah's Teacher,
You have confused me beyond belief. I have no idea truly what is expected of Sarah. The multiple spelling lists, the surprise math tests, letting her lend books and when are they due ? I am definitely going to enjoy our conference next week.

Dear Miss Ginny,
Why do little boys only want to be Kung Foo Fighting ?

Dear Baby in Kristin's Tummy,
Stop making her sick, I want her to go to the zoo with me tomorrow !! Really .....stop it !!

Dear my Jane Doe Friend,
Well I call you my friend but are we really friends ? Really ? When I speak to you about what is going on why do you answer me like I am an idiot ? You are so flipping condescending....as if you are better than everyone else ? Should I be nice to you or just vomit on you ?