Cause it's all about plagiarism !
Dear Sarah ...This is your mother...your mother is turning into a broken record that gets played day after day and night after night. Please brush your hair, your teeth, read and do your homework without having me to remind you? Quite frankly I am sick of it.
Dear Tom...could you like...do the dishes once in awhile ?
Dear Emma and Audrey....could you please play safely together....your cribs are not jungle gyms. Could you please stop crying daily? Also, to make your father happy ....could you sleep through the night in your own bed instead of ours?
Dear Sarah's Soccer Coach..could you kick Sarah's butt and make her run around more ? She stands next to her friends during the game talking about the flavor of their bubble gum and their littlest Pet Shop collection.
Dear Inventor of Diet Coke,
What more can I say but "I Love You".
Dear Inventor of Facebook...you are ruining my marriage and yet connecting with friends from my past. It's going to be a love hate relationship.
Dear CEO of Clickablity..please hire me to manage your facebooks, myspace, and linkedin
Dear President Bush,
Really what have you done to our economy ? 90% of our income now goes to our home...what kind of life is that ? My kids need beds and my bathrooms need to seriously be remodeled. You seriously suck.
Dear Alison and Momma Mia,
Why did you move to Utah ? You realize that when global warming gets really bad ( Yes it really exists) that Utah, Nevada, New Mexico and Arizona..its all going to be a dust bowl !!! Come back to California PLEASE !!!
Dear Sarah Palin,
. I have really sad news...global warming and climate change exists. I need to go and see Alaska before it melts. God is all knowing, all powerful, and loves all of us. I am sorry but it's mankind that is destroying earth.Genesis 2 opens with God fashioning a man from the dust and blowing life into his nostrils. God plants a garden (the Garden of Eden) and sets the man there, "to work it and watch over it," ...we worked it and watched over it.....and now look what we have done. I am ticked..because I truly think that you are an idiot.
Dear House,
Could you arrange it so that you can grow bigger. My family has taken over and is destroying you.
Dear David Tennant,
I love you, I need you, please oh please come back to me !! Is it true you are not returning to Doctor Who until 2110 ? What will I do without you ? Ryan's Hope is getting old.... Please break up with your 18 year old girlfriend...it's looking bad....
2 comments:
This is hilarious - I love it. Sometimes I don't know when to take you seriously and I guess the bottom line is that I never need to take you seriously :) I'm glad I'm not the only one who has reservations about Palin. Is that an understatement?
Oh Gretchen, I love how you tell it like it is.
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