Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Oh, Gretchie the Glamorous LIfe you Lead....


Today I started off my day by doing something stupid (yet intelligent). I went to (no it wasn't a crack dealer) the gym and signed up for unlimited training for the month of September.  AT 5AM...because maybe I am on crack..... How am I going to survive that ? Nooo freaking clue ! They should be passing me a $100 bills at the door every time I show up. I am debating if I should even brush my teeth and wear deo as a courtesy to the staff....???
You know, Ginger....

Tomorrow I am coloring my hair. Now, for most people this is not a big deal. However, while I was in Utah ....I saw them ( did I mention this already) I saw grey hair around my temple. I have such little hair...and to find a few of them grey...well its depressing. I was hoping maybe this would happen at 60 or even 70...but not now. So, I am deciding : ginger, brown or black. Now, as some of you already know (or not) that I am not a ginger. I don't have the personality of a ginger. I have the mentality of a blonde, but want to be jet black. You know...get out of my way I am marching through...I mean business, I have intelligence, I am awesome...don't breathe in my presence because I am too glamorous for you ?  No, none of those statements are true...especially about the ginger..but you know its kinda a small transformation ? Yeah, I am going for black. Me, black hair, 4:45 AM, its going to be AWESOME !!!

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