Friday, May 23, 2014

Quick Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Anthem Today ("Frank Johnson" this one's for you) : " Love Never Felt So Good " by Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake

Dear Rah Rah : You are now in entering High School...Get Good Grades, avoid all boys if possible, and ROW ROW ROW !!!!

Dear Denise: I am too tired to write in German. Last night was our first swim team event and I am tired from the evil work out from yesterday and working at the Cafe. I wish I had a ton of money and was on a plane to Dusseldorf ! I need fun...like lots of fun and a vacation.

Dear Calixtus: Have fun in California and bring me back some C&H Pure Cane Sugar because the crap they sell here ain't working for me.

Dear Chris: Thank you so much for your compliment the other  day about my blog, but please do not start your morning by reading it. Sometimes its funny and sometimes it isn't. However you would have loved my dream last night. I was going to a Naval Base in California for some reason and wearing my underwear. I was insisting that the company I worked for was to hire a French Translator because I had no idea people were saying about me. It was insane..just be grateful I never got out of the car.

Dear Joel Osteen: Okay, it's true I do like to hear your podcasts, but you and your wife get botox and you have had some plastic surgery. It's gross..you should embrace who you are. If you preach about what an awesome man God is and that he made you....then you should not be spending your money on plastic surgery !!!!! Joel it looks bad !!!

G: You are starting a new life today in a  new home . I am so happy for you ! Hoping it brings you peace in your life :) HUGS !! 

No comments: