Notes to the Gretchie Verse

I am aware this is sideways !!!

Dear Benedict Cumberbatch: I just looked at the statistics of this blog..and WOW maybe I should start posting my blog on Reddit more often ? I just sent you a formal invitation to K's party.  I certainly hope that your response isn't " Mr. Cumberbatch regrets to inform you that he will not be able to attend your party in June due to his busy work schedule." Then again I should just appreciate hearing from you.

Dear Museum Buddies: I am tempted to drink wine, take prescription drugs, smoke cannabis, etc in order to relax for the tour. However, all those things would certainly put me to sleep or make me sick. So, I am going to have to be nervous  and forget where I am at.  One minute we are in Weiland Pavillion and the next minute I am giving you a tour of the 4th floor restrooms ! Should be exciting !!

Not mother friendly...not that calendar :)

Mom: I am somewhat disappointed you are not longer able to read my Notes to the Gretchie Verse. So, should I send them to Aunt Sally ? Do you think she would read them ? Do you think she would laugh ? Aunt ML loves me, but she wouldn't understand who Benedict Cumberbatch is..or Gavin Newsome....or anyone tall dark haired and handsome. She might think I was a seriously in love/lust with these guys. Hmmm I am going to have to think about this one for awhile....who to send my Notes to the Universe to...

my view for the next month....

Dear Alikona: As a test run I have decided to send you a Notes to the Gretchie Verse pretending that you love me me as much as momma mia does. So, Alikona ! The Erg arrives today ! TODAY ! Not in a few weeks or a few months TODAY ! An Erg is essentially a fancy name for a rowing machine....and this one is FANCY ! Put it this way...Alikona we could fly to London and eat Ice Cream Sundaes at Harrods OR have an Erg. So, I chose an Erg instead....smart choice RIGHT ?

Denise: Um, could you replace my mother ? I could actually send my messages in German ? 

Dear Dana Mentink: I am so excited to have won a bookmark ! Did you know I just sent one to Queen Elizabeth on her birthday ? Now I win a Shakespeare bookmark ! How fun is that ! Truly, I needed some happy fun news ! Must be fun to be queen and get fun stuff all the time. Everyone is queen in their own way....right ?

LOVE THIS !!!

Dear Boko Haram : Um you don't even deserve a "Dear". Just give the girls back ....as John Stewart put it best ( which almost sent me to tears) those girls are a ...no wait just watch THIS youtube link.  I am sure most republicans missed watching this because they probhably hate Jon Steward, but it's not the slamming of Rush Limbodumbo that put me to tears , but what he had to say about YOU Boko ! 

My tears have been shed, my piece has been read out loud a thousand times, and now I bid y'all adieu !