Dear Phone: Where are you ? One of my twins had you and now I can't find you and the twins are at school. I am sorry I left you with one of my children. I need you back though...apparently it is the only way I can communicate with anyone anymore. Nobody knows what a land line is .....
Dear Diane: I am super happy and delighted you are coming to visit. Even if it's for 15 minutes it will still be a treat !
Dear Jenny: Today, we are touring the High Museum a la moi. Should be interesting considering I have memorized nothing...THAT is where index cards come into play :)
Dear Pretend Spaniard: :) ....you know I have been so bitter and negative in general anyone would get a :(, however today I have decided to turn that frown upside down and make it a :) ...its a pity you are pretend.
Dear Rah Rah: I think you need to share your Spanish with me. I don't need to learn Spanish, but I have always wanted to speak another language and my jibber jabber in French is just not cutting it.
Dear Dr. Black: Thank you so much for your bill today. I am SOOO VERY sorry that you were disappointed about the billing. I am sure that you are really missing the $12.00 that I owe you. I wanted to write the letter to disappointed, but then I would be disappointed in myself for sending it.
Dear Russian Spring: Okay, I am proud you are free now. I am happy you are no longer under a dictatorship because as well all know DICTATORSHIPS DON"T WORK. Please just work it out nicely and make sure your government doesn't go crazy.
Dear Polar Vortex: So, is this it ? Are you done ? Will this be your last show ? I sorta want to have a snowstorm that locks me in my house for a week. Then we can go outside and build snowmen and saucer down the street again. I am afraid it's just going to get chilly. Chilly is boring..
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