Dear Facebook People: I don't do pyramid schemes...WORD
Dear Jamie's New Book Club: Thank you so much for last night. Thank you for being interested in reading a wide variety of books...especially my book on habits. I'd list my bad habits here...but really do you want to hear about my addiction to crack ? WORD
Dear Joe the Guru: Okay, I have enough $$$ saved to get my neuro feedback on ! Which means I will be at the gym everyday. This means I will loose a ton of weight, become a sex goddess and hook up with the Pretend Spaniard of my Dreams...lets emphasize that again...OF MY DREAMS...WORD
Dear Veronica and my other fabulous friends from CA: Okay, if you can raise $10,000 I will return to the bay area. Are you willing to visit me in a Barbie sized apartment ? WORD
Dear people who made fun of the south during Snowmaggedon 2014 : You were not there...so you have NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT HAPPENED !! If you were trapped on the freeway for 10 hours maybe you can understand....WORD
Dear Twins: Um, does your voice only have one setting ? How hard would it be for me to install a switch ? WORD
Dear London: I miss you :( WORD
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