Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Scotty and my plastic tree....

Dear Lin: Scotty is adorable. We are playing trains. I am so glad you dropped him off and we had all these Christmas toys for him to play with. He keeps yelling  All Aboard ! He's the son I never had...he is always welcome here to play !

Sing it Mom !!!

Dear Momma Mia: Sorry we missed our Sunday chats. I can't even tell you what I did yesterday. I remember the car went dead and that I tried taking a nap and it never panned out.

Dear America: If the mentally ill and guns do not go well together...then how can people prevent that from happening ? Must we rewrite the constitution to say that the mentally ill should not have any access to guns ? I am still so sick about the whole situation in Connecticut. They are in my prayers.

Dear NBC News: I have been for months now listened to your video/podcast on a daily basis. However, yesterday I found you to be just like every other tv station. When I saw the picture of those poor police officers walking around the elementary school. You had made it into a some ...I don't know commercialized banner. I was just sickened by it. Was that necessary ? To take such a horrible and tragic event and drag it through the dirt like that. It's just repulsive. I'll never understand the media and sometimes I wish it would go away.

Jennifer ....oh Jennifer....

Dear Gavin Newsom: I'm in my bedroom and looking for PBS shows to watch on the PBS App. I find a talk show in Idaho.  It leads me to your wife's documentary Miss Representation. Well, its just an interview with her. I suddenly felt really jealous and did not want to see it. I wanted to find her to be a skinny idiot. Gavin, I found her totally opposite of that. She is smart and beautiful. I can see why you married her. I am still jealous, but dude I totally approve.