Dear Ron: So good chatting with you last night. It's true my girls are beautiful, but really God made them beautiful to save their lives everyday. Really if you knew what slobs they are...you would not be impressed. Also, they are both attempting to wear the same pants to school everyday. Ron it's gross, because they are both tomboys.
Dear Twinzies: This thing about the toothpaste is unexplained How could you just leave loads of toothpaste all over the sink ? Are children's toothpaste tubes not designed for children ? When your grandmother was little she used to have tooth powder. It came in a metal container and you pour the powder in your hand and then you mix water in with your toothbrush. You then just brush my teeth. Would that work better for you ? It's not blue and it has no sparkles in it. I would much prefer finding that on my sink than find toothpaste on the floors, the cabinets and sinks.
Dear Rah Rah: I am going on eBay and purchasing a large barrel. I am going to place you in the barrel and keep you there until you are 18. Fear not I will feed you, clothe you and allow you to watch 2 hours of Disney channel a day. You have come of age where this needs to happen.....all mothers completely get this.
Well, I suppose that is why boarding schools were created ?
Dear God : Tonight is the bible study. So, since I am not outwardly a spiritual person...could you bring the holy spirit into my home so people believe you actually....you know....hang out at my house ? Thanks, I would really appreciate it.
Dear Earth: It's December in Georgia. Yes, it's true your summers are hell. The large insects and snakes disgust me. The birds are really cool, and the trees are cool. Yesterday however was just really weird. it was warm outside with rain, lightening and thunder. Dude, that is wrong ! Crazy Earth CRAZY ! Crazy global warming....is Georgia just going to get hotter ? Maybe I can live in Canada ? How am I going to get to Canada ?
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