Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Rachael Maddow: I have started to record your show...because I like you. I am attracted to you...I think your cute and smart and funny. I love your style and your glasses. I'm not gay though, my sister wished me to be gay and divorced about 28 years ago, but I'm not. I had no idea until today you went to Castro Valley High..I bet we knew the same people ! Anyway, I just thought I would share my true feelings for you. I am sure you read my blog on a daily basis...most intelligent people do.

Oh Christopher you were my favorite Doctor ....

Dear Rah Rah: Never in 4000 years did I think that I would be living in Hotlanta, living among the wild life, blogging on my lap top next to my daughter with cute freckles, beautiful eyes on her laptop. We are also watching Doctor Who. Sarah I am proud of you...there I was sitting in the bleachers while you were being inducted into Jr. Beta. Sarah I would have never made it in the gym for Jr. Beta. You are amazing and you freaking ROCK !!!

Look at those deadly Talons

Dear Edwina the Emu: There have been times in my anger or curiosity or my obsessive compulsive behavior, or whatever...to visit you...or maybe just knock on your flat door and see how truly evil you are....but you know that would be totally awkward and psycho and I really don't want to get loaded on to a paddy wagon by Bobbies and sent to The Tower. So, I think I will just refrain from your evilness and get on a train to the nearest museum.  I like nice people...not Emu's with large talons.

Dear Me: Things I need to do before I leave: Prepare meals for freezer, bake cookies, get Natural Room Freshers for Mrs. F, pay the Twitty, Pack, organize and prepare BT's to be shipped, pack, buy your children shoes, clean their rooms, bother Scotty as to why I have yet to recieve my Mother's Circus Cookies, decide if I want to go to Ireland etc, etc, etc. Do I invite HRM to tea ? So many things...such little time.

and this man has discovered my car...

Dear Momma Mia: I wish you were coming with me. I am going to be alone for my birthday. I bought a pretty dress to wear and nobody to wear it with. We could have dinner at the Savoy. Just saying :) My black hair is looking more and more navy blue everyday. I am kinda bummed because I am really digging having black hair. I miss you momma mia :/