Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Chuck: It was really good seeing you last night. 10 years has been way to long. I look forward to spending more time with you and some catch up !

Dear Amy: Do you know how much I love you right now ? Do you realize how horrible it is to travel with me ? Have you spent 8 hours on a plane with someone heavily drugged ? Remember "Bridesmaids"? Yeah, that is going to me...swaggering into first class asking young men in English Accents if they want to make out. Good thing you'll be there to prevent that from happening ;)

Dear Becky: My daughter was bullied at Girls Camp. I thought about you as I was telling her leader about how rotten these two girls were to her. Yes, as much as I wanted to rip their heads off whilst pulling taffy at Young Womens...I refrained. Aren't you proud of me ?

Dear Mubarak: So, now you are back at the prison in Egypt. How ticked off is your wife ? Are you out of the coma now ? Can you figure out which nurses were singing "Walk Like an Egyptian" while you were in your coma ? Do they serve jello pudding in Egypt or liquid papyrus ?

Dear Kim Jong Un: Dude you got married and didn't tell your people ? What up with that ? Your wife is pretty...so is she into Communism too ? Does she like Kim Chee too ? Do you know how nasty that stuff is ? Do you have a favorite brand of Kim Chee ? Are there Kim Chee commercials in Northern Korea ? Do you have commercials ??

Dear Shelby: Glad you are coming for a visit. I am currently thinking of things that we can do together while you stay here. Do you like house cleaning ??

Dear Georgia: Okay, I am not a Southern Belle...however Ascot 2013 is looking good !!!