Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Nat: Thank you for today, and can I mention....so glad there was no finisher....my bandanna was ultra soaked !
Dear Matt: T was not bleeding when he was done with his workout....do I have to hire someone else ??
Dear Craig: I really don't know what I would do without your chipper personality ! The gym is freaking quiet when you are not around. Thank you for informing me that I will never be a southern redneck thanks to my Californ-i-a roots.
Dear Alex: It's day 3 and my hair is still purple.....I am looking forward to lavender.

Dear Mr. Cumberbatch: WOW okay, loved last nights episode of "Sherlock". Was jealous of the Dominatrix and wondered what I would have done if you had whispered in my ear " I took your pulse".

Dear Sundays: It is rare that I watch TV anymore, with the exception of PBS. It's just not nice to have "Sherlock", "Mad Men", and "Game of Thrones" all on the same night. Totally evil...

Dear Roger Sterling: Why ? Why? do I find you so attractive ? Your an old man with white hair and you smoke and drink incessantly.

Dear Economist: Can you believe I actually picked you up for 15 minutes this week to read you ? Isn't that insane ? I am sorry that I have not dedicated more of my time with you, but this 50 Shades of Twillight are getting in the way of my free time, and what a waste of time it is. I would rather be reading about Mr. Hollande and or this blind Chinese activist.  Promise I will return to you and Foreign Affairs when I am done with the last book. So I can officially be a open sinner. I wish that you had offered free t-shirts when I started my subscription. I would wear it everyday EVERYWHERE.....my heart is kaputt.

Dear Gold Digger: How did you get her ? How did you get such a freaking famous lawyer to represent you ? Holy Schnikes ! Seriously, what sort of circles do you hang with ? Why could you not just hire a normal one, instead of a world famous one ? I guess if you think you have the funds, you can have anyone that you want.