Notes to the GretchieVerse

Dear Mom: You say you are coming, but are you really coming ? Mom are you really bringing my sister ?
Dear Kid at Haynes Bridge Middle School: Okay, I certainly hope you are caught. A lot of children missed school today because you wrote there was going to be a shooting on Monday. Not cool, not cool at all.
Dear Principal: Sorry my daughter missed school today, but really...officers at school...did they have guns ? Do you really think anything is going to happen at school with an armed officer in class ? I didn't want my daughter there to see it all. Sorry, and am sorry you have to deal with all that crap.

Dear Doctor of the day : an upper GI ? I get an upper GI ? freaky...so what do I have Schatzki Ring ? Am I going to regret going to you ??
Dear House: I am glad I cleaned all of you so now I can sit back relax and SLEEP !

Dear Downton Abbey: I already miss you !!

Dear Facebook: I am sick of this timeline crap....I want my old page back !!!
Dear Family: Why did I change my last name....call me and I will explain.....

Dear A: I think you should fly out with mom and then stay and go to NYC with me....think of all the laughing we would have !!!
Dear Russ Darby Realtor Extraordinaire: Thank you for selling our home. You have lifted a heavy weight off of our shoulders. You have no idea !!