Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear M: Lady can I just tell you how truly hard it is to blog on a daily basis....sometimes even on a weekly basis. One day I will just be plain fabulous and write a book. Then you can just sit there and read the book over and over again. There will be lots of plagiarizing and photos stolen off of Google.  Honey, it's going to be FABULOUS...just like me.

Darth Vader head ?? 

Dear Susan G Komen:  Okay, well you are dead, but your organization is not...well it might be. Okay, one thing ....going back to supporting Planned Parenthood...good idea. The fact that you pulled out publicly....DUMB DUMB DUMB idea. Really, have you been to a planned parenthood ? Are you under the impression that it is an abortion factory ? Okay, I had bad feelings about Planned Parenthood growing up. I thought okay, it's an abortion factory. It's a place where people go to if they have sexually transmitted diseases.  No, not even the case. When I was taking some class in college I drove out to the one in San Ramon. It was a very nice facility and took a tour of the place.

 I have to say I was really impressed. In fact, I would have no problems if any of my daughters went there. Everyone should take their kids there just for a tour and show them what it has to offer. Pretty much you blew it for me.

Tape...seriously ?

 Really, I am sick of seeing things with your "logo" on them. I am also pretty disgusted that you own the saying "for the cure". Would Susan be delighted about all this ?

Jewelry Cleaner

 Did she want world domination over "for the cure". What about cancer in general ?

Pocket Knife

So very disappointed....if Diet Coke has a Susan G Komen label on it...I am not buying it. I love Diet Coke....shame shame on you.

All these items were found on EBAY

Coach Joe kicking some booty !!! 

Dear North Point PT: Okay, WOW ! I am in a great GREAT deal of pain. You realize I am going to have the finest ass and thighs in the world in about a year ? My thighs and ass hurt so much, I wish my toilet had a rope in front of it so I could pull myself up. It's been a long time since I have suffered with this pain and hope it goes away soon. You see me tomorrow and you might even see tears.  No, honey those won't be tears of joy, those are going to be TEARS OF PAIN !!

Dear Mother: I am happy you are talking to me again. I am aware you most likely still think it was the dumbest move I have ever made to change back to my last name. It's been okay, nobody cares....nobody has given me grief about it. Nobody pays attention to it. People are more interested in who Kim Kardashian is dating now, not that I am back to my maiden name.

Dear European Vacation: I am so bipolar about you right now. There are a few places I want to go, and then I see all these fabulous vacations on Pinterest. It makes it hard, however, I do want to see Mrs. F and Cookie before Cookie moves back . So, maybe London, but pre or post Olympics ? Maybe go during the Olympics...so I can torture myself ? Then I shall be truly bi polar ! Oh well, I have decide soon...time is running out !

Dear Benedict Cumberbatch: In 1976 I was in 3rd grade. Benedict this means that truly we can have an affair. It's okay, because as long as I could never be your babysitter...it's fine.

 I love the black hair, your tall slim body, your deep British accent and your large feet. Truly a beautiful man. Having said all this, would you be interested in living in Georgia ? Having 3 crazy children and ....you know everything that comes along with that ? Yeah, that's what I thought. Love Sherlock though, it would be nice if you could just make out with someone once or twice for my personal amusement. The whole "being married to your career " and being A Sexual is just sorta...creepy.  Maybe you could make an appearance on Doctor Who or Downton Abbey ?? Oh that would be THE BEST of both worlds for me !  Yeah, I will just sit here behind this desk and keep on dreaming...wink wink nudge nudge....