Notes to the Gretchie Verse

Dear Beyonce: I was talking to my friends last night. My friends that posted the disgust of the birth of your daughter. No, I wouldn't say the birth of your daughter, but the flying circus you made of Lennox Hospital. You could have taken the money you invested into that ghetto of a hospital room and had that child at home. So, that all of your important famous friends could visit your famous baby without the fear of "The Public". Beyonce I am 44 and have never enjoyed the music style of your particular genre. What is your Genre ? Anyway, I thought you were pretty and I was happy you married Jay Z (who ever he is).  I have lost all respect for you and your husband after that show at the Lennox. My friends brought up the births of so many other children born to royalty and musicians and Hollywood. None of them ever rented an entire floor or made a door bulletproof. You must have some kind of reputation to have one of those placed in a hospital door.

Dear Kim Jong II: Dude, sorry to hear about your death. In fact, all of communist psycho North Korea is just in tears. In tears most likely if they don't pitch a fit about your death you will kill them....well your son would kill them. In fact I was reading that the birds and bears were also just so depressed about your death. Can you imagine ...imagine what whales, and dolphins, and rats are feeling in North Korea? Oh, dude it must be heart wrenching. My heart bleeds for your son who must take over. Kim Jong Un is now under that same status of a self made God. Dude, don't mess with God. God will send out Magpies and those Bears to eat your family.

Dear Stacey: I haven't heard from you in awhile. Things here are okay. I have gained a lot of weight since I have lived here. The fat has gone right to my chest and stomach. I suppose that is what happens when you turn 44. I hate 44 and yet I will hate 64 and 74. Maybe I should just be grateful to have boobs, the stomach is looking more like Beyonce's former pooch. Mother Trucker !!! It's my new saying mother trucker. It seems acceptable in Georgia.

This interesting and unusual surname is of Old Norman French origin, and derives from the Old French personal name "Ame", from the Old French "ami", friend, or the Latin "Amatus", meaning beloved, from "amare", to love. Variants of the surname found in the modern idiom include Amy, Amie, L'Amie and Lamey. The name was introduced into England by the Normans after the Conquest of 1066. The personal name appears in 1198 in the Pipe Rolls of Lincolnshire as "Amia". The surname itself first appears in records in the early 13th Century (see below), while other early examples include William Ame, in the Assize Court Rolls of Essex (1248); William Lamy, in the Hundred Rolls of London (1275); and William le Amy in the "Calendar of Letter Books of the City of London" (1282). Susan Amy married Michael Glasshawes on November 1st 1559, at Tonbridge, in Kent, while Marie Amey married William Usburne on May 1st 1580, at Maidstone, Kent. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of William Amy, which was dated 1219, witness in the "Assize Court Rolls of Yorkshire", during the reign of King Henry 111, known as "The Frenchman", 1216 - 1272. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

Dear Mother: I am sorry to disappoint you in taking on my maiden name. It was sad to hear that you felt I had a very negative ulterior motive in doing so. I very much like my maiden name. I have many reasons why I switched back, but none for which you accused me of. I am  aware you haven't disowned me, but really who cares. If you went back to your maiden name I wouldn't care. The earth is too big to worry about such things. There is nothing in the bible that states that disrespectful to my husband not to take on his name. Everyone at home has no problems with it, so isn't that what is important ? There are more important issues on earth to deal with. My friend's daughter has a cancerous brain tumor (so sad) please call her and tell her how horrible it is to change my name. 

Dear Obama and Mrs. Robert F. Kennedy: Thank you so much for your letters addressed to me. I am sorry that at the moment during this crappy mother trucker economy that I just don't have the money to give you. I can't imagine the Obamas and the Kennedy's dumping money from their pockets out for such things. Family comes first in my house, and you know politics comes sometime after church maybe...

Dear Pinterest: Okay, I was very serious about my email. I would absolutely love to work for you ! I have detected that when you place pins into your boards they have nothing to do with that board. I think you should hire me to fix those boards for you ! I would love it ! Doesn't it sound like a pain in the ass ? I am sure that it is, but that is the kind of job I would really enjoy.

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Dear Snow: Thanks much for making a small appearance in my backyard. Finally, to look out the window and to see snow ! Could you come and visit again? It's freezing and it's such a waste without anything fun to come along with it !

You are crazy girl !!!

Dear Twins: So, I have decided on Friday's to have Fashion Friday. Your clothes just keep getting better and better as you walk out the door...truly.