Notes to the GretchieVerse

Dear Pintrest: I recently went to Michaels and spent a buttload of money on crafts I saw on your pages. Now, if I could only be thin enough to wear the clothes that you post in there. Being fat totally TOTALLY sucks !

Dear Stacey: I miss you....so many times when I see something or do something and wish that you were here. I wish you lived next door and Robi could take the kids to the bus stop...nobody is as peppy as Robi around here but me. I don't count because I am fat and jolly.

Dear Melissa: Sorry about the cruise. You seem to have taken a positive attitude about it. I love all your pictures. Aren't kids fabulous, I suppose that is why we keep having more ?????

Dear Ashley: Thanks for coming with me to Bible Study. Looks like its going to be fun and interesting. I just don't think I am cold or weird because I don't get super emotional over Jesus.....I don't get super emotional about anything these days. Jesus doesn't take it personally because I know he loves me.

Dear Alice the puppy: Girl you are working my nerves !!  Why can't you help me with laundry?

Dear Twins: I promise we will explore Georgia, once we have finished painting. By the way are you aware that are carpet is WHITE ...WHITE ...here let me say that again WHITE.
Dear Rah Rah: Love you :) I am so pleased with your adaption to Hotlanta. I wish I was going to school !!!

Not one of your best moments

Dear Gavin Newsom: I sorta miss you, actually I am glad I haven't see you lately. I am jealous of your wife and your 2 kids. I don't know, I find you really HOT...and I  have  yet to see anyone around here as HOT as you are.

Mubarak I got your back dude !!

Dear Gaddafi: Really ? You are running way ? I thought you were all powerful and shit ? Did I not tell you to surrender ? Did you not hear of Karma ? When it comes to world leaders....I am wrong and then sometimes I am totally right..dude you are SOOOO SCREWED !!!  Oh by the way....your website is down....